The stupidest pick up line ever!

[vickid]

i have heard a few in my days hahah some of these are pretty funny but here are mine

1. excuse me how do u like your eggs ? so i know what to make u for breakfast in the morning ..... lol
2.is that a mirror in your pants ? why ..? cause i can see me self in them haha ?
3.walk up and check the tag of her shirt she asks what ur doign be like was just checking and yup says perfect hahah soo cheesy
4. as ur talking to her him lick ur finger and touch there clothes they say wat u do that for well .. lets go back to my place and get u outta those wet cloths hahah

well thats my little bit of an instalment

caio for now guys

[freeringo]

i have heard a few in my days hahah some of these are pretty funny but here are mine

1. excuse me how do u like your eggs ? so i know what to make u for breakfast in the morning ..... lol
2.is that a mirror in your pants ? why ..? cause i can see me self in them haha ?
3.walk up and check the tag of her shirt she asks what ur doign be like was just checking and yup says perfect hahah soo cheesy
4. as ur talking to her him lick ur finger and touch there clothes they say wat u do that for well .. lets go back to my place and get u outta those wet cloths hahah

well thats my little bit of an instalment

caio for now guys

Number 4 is brilliant, I mean brilliant.

[vickid]

i know i know i used to be quiet the little playa hahah

one more for to day

you walk up to someone and say

excuse but u have a beep on your nose ....

a what ...

slowley reach up and squeeze nose and say BEEEP!!!

[freeringo]

i know i know i used to be quiet the little playa hahah

one more for to day

you walk up to someone and say

excuse but u have a beep on your nose ....

a what ...

slowley reach up and squeeze nose and say BEEEP!!!

This one might work on teenagers LMAO

[BnLM5]

I thought that one was kind of cute.

[vickid]

i acctually used it on ashley to break the ice when we first met haha and july 24 was our 1 year aniversery

[DINGO8MYBABY]

I thought my pick up lines were bad until I was with a friend of mine, a black woman, and heard some of the pick up lines she was assaulted with. The two worst were "Yo brown n' serve" and "How now brown cow?" I couldn't believe it. She said she was used to it.

[woohoosue]

i used to get "you have the biggest brown eyes" one guy came up to me and told me i had cow eyes..... I told him "Why would you walk all this way to get rejected?" .. he looked at me like he hadnt insulted me....lol