The stupidest pick up line ever!

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Here are my favorite two that I've heard (though they make more sense if they are explained in person.

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

2: A man asks a lady "What winks and screws like a tiger?" The lady says she doesn't know. The man then winks.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Here are my favorite two that I've heard (though they make more sense if they are explained in person.

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

2: A man asks a lady "What winks and screws like a tiger?" The lady says she doesn't know. The man then winks.

Shouldn't it be "screws like a lion"? Those dudes f*ck at least 70 times a day or something, I think.

[KaciBlakely]

Here are my favorite two that I've heard (though they make more sense if they are explained in person.

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

2: A man asks a lady "What winks and screws like a tiger?" The lady says she doesn't know. The man then winks.

The second one is great.

For this type of thread or not.

I hate the old cliche one I used to get.

Where a guy would just start huffing and puffing.

I said what's wrong?

And he said, well I know I've been running through your head since you got here, so damn girl!, I must be tired.

I laughed but thought it was a lame attempt.