Quote Originally Posted by vickid View Post
i have heard a few in my days hahah some of these are pretty funny but here are mine

1. excuse me how do u like your eggs ? so i know what to make u for breakfast in the morning ..... lol
2.is that a mirror in your pants ? why ..? cause i can see me self in them haha ?
3.walk up and check the tag of her shirt she asks what ur doign be like was just checking and yup says perfect hahah soo cheesy
4. as ur talking to her him lick ur finger and touch there clothes they say wat u do that for well .. lets go back to my place and get u outta those wet cloths hahah

well thats my little bit of an instalment

caio for now guys
Number 4 is brilliant, I mean brilliant.