The stupidest pick up line ever!

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What is the stupidest pick up line you have ever heard?

A couple of weeks ago I was at Gold Country Casino, and this guy came up to me and said, "can I ask you a question?" I said, "Okay." He said, "have you ever seen a dime screwen a nickle?" I said, "No, I can't say that I have." So he opens his hand and in it he has a dime, screw and a nickel. lol How stupid is that? lol But it did make me laugh.

I love it! Don't lie to us Lori, you took him home didn't you?

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Here are my favorite two that I've heard (though they make more sense if they are explained in person.

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

2: A man asks a lady "What winks and screws like a tiger?" The lady says she doesn't know. The man then winks.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Here are my favorite two that I've heard (though they make more sense if they are explained in person.

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

2: A man asks a lady "What winks and screws like a tiger?" The lady says she doesn't know. The man then winks.

Shouldn't it be "screws like a lion"? Those dudes f*ck at least 70 times a day or something, I think.

[KaciBlakely]

Here are my favorite two that I've heard (though they make more sense if they are explained in person.

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

2: A man asks a lady "What winks and screws like a tiger?" The lady says she doesn't know. The man then winks.

The second one is great.

For this type of thread or not.

I hate the old cliche one I used to get.

Where a guy would just start huffing and puffing.

I said what's wrong?

And he said, well I know I've been running through your head since you got here, so damn girl!, I must be tired.

I laughed but thought it was a lame attempt.

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I love it! Don't lie to us Lori, you took him home didn't you?

NDN is searchin for a screw right now.... he always has a dime and a nickle....
look out Montana girls here he comes....
you are from mountain region ,,it will be cold there soon...my all time cheesy line was "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"
Go get em NDN!

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ok yours were better..im still laughing

[twenty47]

how about this, in a bar and somebody walks up to another person and says "let's go" this person says "let me finish my drink first" and the reply is "no, NOW" ... lol, i was the person saying "let's got" and guess what he put down his drink after i said no, NOW and we left... how corny is that... but it worked, something for the other females out there to think about, it doesn't always have to be the man who has the stupid pick up lines.

[BnLM5]

I love it! Don't lie to us Lori, you took him home didn't you?

That is what I did not do!

[BnLM5]

I had a guy ask me once at a bar if he should take a number. That was kind of flattering, so I danced with him. But then he had to go and say so are we going to bump uglies tonight. Totally turned me off so bad! I was like, OMG that was so gross.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I had a guy ask me once at a bar if he should take a number. That was kind of flattering, so I danced with him. But then he had to go and say so are we going to bump uglies tonight. Totally turned me off so bad! I was like, OMG that was so gross.

Oh god that's horrible! I'd rather some guy come up to me and ask me to f*ck him than that, lol. That's just disgusting, sorry.

[twenty47]

LOL, how about this, when i was in high school many many years ago (and my 1st name is Sonya), I guess you could say I was cute. I was on the high school girls basketball team, and one of the best players, I was slim, smart (making the honor roll) and normally taking home a trophy every tournament.. one of the guys on our boys team (who by the way was not even close to cute) used to always yell down the school hallways when we'd be changing classes "Sonya I wanna get on yah" it bothered me for months and then one day without thinking I just yelled out "take a number, you MIGHT be next" i know that doesn't make me sound like a good girl, but that shut that ******** up. lol

[GloBug]

well i didint use a pick up line when i was single. i usually used a whole lot of liquor. that worked the best for me.

[woohoosue]

I had a guy ask me once at a bar if he should take a number. That was kind of flattering, so I danced with him. But then he had to go and say so are we going to bump uglies tonight. Totally turned me off so bad! I was like, OMG that was so gross.

ok so not that guy either....tell us one that ends in you getting picked up...

[BnLM5]

ok so not that guy either....tell us one that ends in you getting picked up...

That is funny that you ask Sue, I don't know really, but I will think on it. I'll tell ya I have picked some winners. My guess I never went for one with a pick up line or a guy that put out any effort. I think I wanted the ones I had a challenge with. Go figure?

[twenty47]

and the corny ones guys get off of tv... "how you doin?" or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven because you're an angel" come on guys, say what your drunk head feels, lol, that might work better!

[KaciBlakely]

Your are right twenty47.

The drunken pick up lines that just come up are the ones that are better than the ones that people copy off tv.

Here's a funny one I heard at a bar.

I will show your boobs more attention than Michael Jackson's death has gotten in the tabloids.

Retard nation yeah?