The stupidest pick up line ever!

[twenty47]

and the corny ones guys get off of tv... "how you doin?" or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven because you're an angel" come on guys, say what your drunk head feels, lol, that might work better!

[KaciBlakely]

Your are right twenty47.

The drunken pick up lines that just come up are the ones that are better than the ones that people copy off tv.

Here's a funny one I heard at a bar.

I will show your boobs more attention than Michael Jackson's death has gotten in the tabloids.

Retard nation yeah?

[eejit101]

What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs.....

**point both thumbs at yourself** "This guy"

[woohoosue]

What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs.....

**point both thumbs at yourself** "This guy"

omg i would so have jumped on that one....
I knew when i saw eejit had responded, i was gonna get some real gem...

[freeringo]

I respond well to "you want it doggystyle"
woof howl woof


The last real pick up line I remember hearing was "the cops are at the door".

[targetguy1]

go up to a women and ask her is your name Gillette, cuz your the best a man can get.

[vickid]

i have heard a few in my days hahah some of these are pretty funny but here are mine

1. excuse me how do u like your eggs ? so i know what to make u for breakfast in the morning ..... lol
2.is that a mirror in your pants ? why ..? cause i can see me self in them haha ?
3.walk up and check the tag of her shirt she asks what ur doign be like was just checking and yup says perfect hahah soo cheesy
4. as ur talking to her him lick ur finger and touch there clothes they say wat u do that for well .. lets go back to my place and get u outta those wet cloths hahah

well thats my little bit of an instalment

caio for now guys