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  1. 07-29-2009, 11:06 PM #1
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    I had a guy ask me once at a bar if he should take a number. That was kind of flattering, so I danced with him. But then he had to go and say so are we going to bump uglies tonight. Totally turned me off so bad! I was like, OMG that was so gross.
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  2. 07-29-2009, 11:21 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by BnLM5 View Post
    I had a guy ask me once at a bar if he should take a number. That was kind of flattering, so I danced with him. But then he had to go and say so are we going to bump uglies tonight. Totally turned me off so bad! I was like, OMG that was so gross.
    Oh god that's horrible! I'd rather some guy come up to me and ask me to f*ck him than that, lol. That's just disgusting, sorry.
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  3. 07-29-2009, 11:30 PM #3
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    LOL, how about this, when i was in high school many many years ago (and my 1st name is Sonya), I guess you could say I was cute. I was on the high school girls basketball team, and one of the best players, I was slim, smart (making the honor roll) and normally taking home a trophy every tournament.. one of the guys on our boys team (who by the way was not even close to cute) used to always yell down the school hallways when we'd be changing classes "Sonya I wanna get on yah" it bothered me for months and then one day without thinking I just yelled out "take a number, you MIGHT be next" i know that doesn't make me sound like a good girl, but that shut that ******** up. lol
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    well i didint use a pick up line when i was single. i usually used a whole lot of liquor. that worked the best for me.
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  5. 07-29-2009, 11:35 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by BnLM5 View Post
    I had a guy ask me once at a bar if he should take a number. That was kind of flattering, so I danced with him. But then he had to go and say so are we going to bump uglies tonight. Totally turned me off so bad! I was like, OMG that was so gross.
    ok so not that guy either....tell us one that ends in you getting picked up...
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  6. 07-30-2009, 12:10 AM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoosue View Post
    ok so not that guy either....tell us one that ends in you getting picked up...
    That is funny that you ask Sue, I don't know really, but I will think on it. I'll tell ya I have picked some winners. My guess I never went for one with a pick up line or a guy that put out any effort. I think I wanted the ones I had a challenge with. Go figure?
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  7. 07-30-2009, 12:26 AM #7
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    and the corny ones guys get off of tv... "how you doin?" or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven because you're an angel" come on guys, say what your drunk head feels, lol, that might work better!
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  8. 07-30-2009, 01:01 AM #8
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    Your are right twenty47.

    The drunken pick up lines that just come up are the ones that are better than the ones that people copy off tv.

    Here's a funny one I heard at a bar.

    I will show your boobs more attention than Michael Jackson's death has gotten in the tabloids.

    Retard nation yeah?
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    What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs.....

    **point both thumbs at yourself** "This guy"
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs.....

    **point both thumbs at yourself** "This guy"
    omg i would so have jumped on that one....
    I knew when i saw eejit had responded, i was gonna get some real gem...
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