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  1. 07-30-2009, 06:35 AM #1
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    What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs.....

    **point both thumbs at yourself** "This guy"
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  2. 07-30-2009, 07:26 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs.....

    **point both thumbs at yourself** "This guy"
    omg i would so have jumped on that one....
    I knew when i saw eejit had responded, i was gonna get some real gem...
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  3. 07-30-2009, 07:51 AM #3
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    I respond well to "you want it doggystyle"
    woof howl woof


    The last real pick up line I remember hearing was "the cops are at the door".
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  4. 07-30-2009, 08:15 AM #4
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    go up to a women and ask her is your name Gillette, cuz your the best a man can get.
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  5. 07-30-2009, 12:25 PM #5
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    i have heard a few in my days hahah some of these are pretty funny but here are mine

    1. excuse me how do u like your eggs ? so i know what to make u for breakfast in the morning ..... lol
    2.is that a mirror in your pants ? why ..? cause i can see me self in them haha ?
    3.walk up and check the tag of her shirt she asks what ur doign be like was just checking and yup says perfect hahah soo cheesy
    4. as ur talking to her him lick ur finger and touch there clothes they say wat u do that for well .. lets go back to my place and get u outta those wet cloths hahah

    well thats my little bit of an instalment

    caio for now guys
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    Quote Originally Posted by vickid View Post
    i have heard a few in my days hahah some of these are pretty funny but here are mine

    1. excuse me how do u like your eggs ? so i know what to make u for breakfast in the morning ..... lol
    2.is that a mirror in your pants ? why ..? cause i can see me self in them haha ?
    3.walk up and check the tag of her shirt she asks what ur doign be like was just checking and yup says perfect hahah soo cheesy
    4. as ur talking to her him lick ur finger and touch there clothes they say wat u do that for well .. lets go back to my place and get u outta those wet cloths hahah

    well thats my little bit of an instalment

    caio for now guys
    Number 4 is brilliant, I mean brilliant.
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  7. 07-30-2009, 12:48 PM #7
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    i know i know i used to be quiet the little playa hahah

    one more for to day

    you walk up to someone and say

    excuse but u have a beep on your nose ....

    a what ...

    slowley reach up and squeeze nose and say BEEEP!!!
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