The stupidest pick up line ever!

[BnLM5]

What is the stupidest pick up line you have ever heard?

A couple of weeks ago I was at Gold Country Casino, and this guy came up to me and said, "can I ask you a question?" I said, "Okay." He said, "have you ever seen a dime screwen a nickle?" I said, "No, I can't say that I have." So he opens his hand and in it he has a dime, screw and a nickel. lol How stupid is that? lol But it did make me laugh.

[freeringo]

i know i know i used to be quiet the little playa hahah

one more for to day

you walk up to someone and say

excuse but u have a beep on your nose ....

a what ...

slowley reach up and squeeze nose and say BEEEP!!!

This one might work on teenagers LMAO

[BnLM5]

I thought that one was kind of cute.

[vickid]

i acctually used it on ashley to break the ice when we first met haha and july 24 was our 1 year aniversery

[Sassy12U]

Yea that's pretty lame but funny.

I think I've had some pretty absurd pick up lines happen to me. It always happens when I'm at a party and there are those guys who are just weight lifters and big and buff who think they can just hit on any girl that they please.

It's really annoying because the last thing that I would want to hook up with someone or date someone through is a pick up line. I like gentlemen who can keep their composure around women and are respectful to women.

I know there are a lot of girls who dress like slu*s or whatever and I also think that they are looking for that sort of attention. I'm just not one of those girls and I don't dress like them either. I do like attention but in a casual or formal way. It was the way that my dad brought me up and I find a lot of my friends in relationships from pick up lines that are unhappy and end up feeling bad about themselves or the relationship is leading to a dead end while they are still in it.

[Lilred36]

lol,i love them all but ND's

1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.

thats a classic, I thought we were doing the worst, most of them were great,now some of you may not have seen my pick here but i have sandy brown,actually red thus "Lilred " hair.I do tan but am a little pale for a guy with the last name of Perez,so when I used to troll,lol try to pick up girls,this is rather crude so sorry ladies.I would say: "Hey sweetie do you have any Puerto rican in you, she would say no,and I would say would you like some" needless to say 85% of the time it failed, but.... Its almost as bad as Hey baby wanna f..., anyways forgive the spelling as I am a hillbilly. Some here call me a Rednexian.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I like yours vickid, they are cute! Thanks for sharing those.

[eejit101]

Sassy loves eejit then

[BnLM5]

Sassy loves eejit then

At least you put this in the perfect thread! lol

[DINGO8MYBABY]

I thought my pick up lines were bad until I was with a friend of mine, a black woman, and heard some of the pick up lines she was assaulted with. The two worst were "Yo brown n' serve" and "How now brown cow?" I couldn't believe it. She said she was used to it.

[woohoosue]

i used to get "you have the biggest brown eyes" one guy came up to me and told me i had cow eyes..... I told him "Why would you walk all this way to get rejected?" .. he looked at me like he hadnt insulted me....lol