Good one from work today....

Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


I swore at him.


Another good one from work......


Customer to me -

Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"