It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have slept with a Welshman
It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have slept with a Welshman
Macaroni and cheese is better than sleeping with a Welshman.
I have been compared to a modern Shakespeare.
Just with more humour and less olde englishe vocabulary
Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-John Lennon
And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
-The Beatles
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-Eleanor Roosevelt
Good one from work today....
Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me
Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"
I swore at him.
Another good one from work......
Customer to me -
Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"
Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!
No shirt, no shoes.....**** you I don't care
Hey... everybody swears lots of bad language words... And I get beatn up.lol..
SO... Hope the games will go on.
Are they?
Humm, good holiday times, for us all.
Have to finish university. Have a test in one week.
Hugs
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