How about a quote for today

[0maxpower0]

My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

[eejit101]

It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have slept with a Welshman

[freeringo]

Macaroni and cheese is better than sleeping with a Welshman.

[eejit101]

Macaroni and cheese is better than sleeping with a Welshman.

Colorado Springs Eternal

[Sassy12U]

It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have slept with a Welshman

Beautifully said. You're so well spoken! lol

[eejit101]

I have been compared to a modern Shakespeare.

Just with more humour and less olde englishe vocabulary

[taylovesthebeatles]

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-John Lennon

And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
-The Beatles

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

[eejit101]

Good one from work today....

Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


I swore at him.


Another good one from work......


Customer to me -

Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"

[freeringo]

Good one from work today....

Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


I swore at him.


Another good one from work......


Customer to me -

Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"

Ben to Me - " YOUR FIRED"

[BnLM5]

Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
-John Lennon

And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
-The Beatles

No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Tay the quote by Eleanor Roosevelt it one of my all time favorites! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gawd great minds think alike.

[knowledge]

No shirt, no shoes.....**** you I don't care