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  1. 06-15-2009, 05:10 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Good one from work today....

    Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
    Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
    Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

    Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
    Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
    Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


    I swore at him.


    Another good one from work......


    Customer to me -

    Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
    Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
    Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
    Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"
    Ben to Me - " YOUR FIRED"
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    Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!
    I don't like crowds
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    Rofl.

    I love u man
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Rofl.

    I love u man
    I love you too but not while rolling on the floor
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