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    Default How about a quote for today

    Far better is it to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by

    failure...than to rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much,

    because they live in a gray twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.

    - Theodore Roosevelt

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    My name is Enigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

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    It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have slept with a Welshman

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    Macaroni and cheese is better than sleeping with a Welshman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeringo View Post
    Macaroni and cheese is better than sleeping with a Welshman.

    Colorado Springs Eternal

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    It is better to have loved and lost, than never to have slept with a Welshman
    Beautifully said. You're so well spoken! lol

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    I have been compared to a modern Shakespeare.

    Just with more humour and less olde englishe vocabulary

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    Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
    -John Lennon

    And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
    -The Beatles

    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt

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    Good one from work today....

    Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
    Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
    Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

    Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
    Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
    Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


    I swore at him.


    Another good one from work......


    Customer to me -

    Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
    Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
    Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
    Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Good one from work today....

    Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
    Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
    Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

    Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
    Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
    Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


    I swore at him.


    Another good one from work......


    Customer to me -

    Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
    Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
    Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
    Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"
    Ben to Me - " YOUR FIRED"

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    Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!
    I don't like crowds

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    Rofl.

    I love u man

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Rofl.

    I love u man
    I love you too but not while rolling on the floor

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    Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
    Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
    -John Lennon

    And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
    -The Beatles

    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt
    Tay the quote by Eleanor Roosevelt it one of my all time favorites! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gawd great minds think alike.

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    No shirt, no shoes.....**** you I don't care

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    Default hey,!

    Hey... everybody swears lots of bad language words... And I get beatn up.lol..

    SO... Hope the games will go on.
    Are they?
    Humm, good holiday times, for us all.
    Have to finish university. Have a test in one week.
    Hugs

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    I love quotes so I will share another today...

    "Each human being is a unique work of art.
    When we accept our flaws along with our strengths, as a part of who we are, we realize
    both make us beautiful."

    - G.L. Patrick

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    Quote Originally Posted by knowledge View Post
    No shirt, no shoes.....**** you I don't care
    I think what he meant to say was........
    I'm coming in anyway.

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    Ya know Ringo I agree with you on that one for sure!

    Knowledge did ya bump your head coming in the forum door hun?

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    Here is my quote for the day...

    "Loose lips sink ships"

    -Author Unknown

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    i dont get the meaning of that??

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    I understand it as ... open mouth insert foot.. or sometimes people say things that hurt or mess things up.

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    The best way to get out of US Open rough is to stay out of it.

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    I don't get this one Ringo. Is it going over me head?

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