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  1. 06-15-2009, 03:42 PM #1
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    Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
    -John Lennon

    And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
    -The Beatles

    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt
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  2. 06-15-2009, 05:02 PM #2
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    Good one from work today....

    Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
    Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
    Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

    Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
    Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
    Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


    I swore at him.


    Another good one from work......


    Customer to me -

    Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
    Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
    Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
    Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"
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  3. 06-15-2009, 05:10 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Good one from work today....

    Me to Electrician - "What are you looking for behind the fridge?"
    Electrician to Me - "A missing link in the wiring, its showing a fault"
    Ben (my manager) rings the bar to get me

    Ben - "Why are they moving the fridges?"
    Me - "They are looking for a missing link or something like that"
    Ben - "Easy, your standing right there!"


    I swore at him.


    Another good one from work......


    Customer to me -

    Customer - "Why do you look so happy"
    Me - "Just feeling a bit upset about something"
    Customer - "Do you get alot of job sastisfaction being a barman?" (with a arrogant smile on his face)
    Me - "Do you get alot of satisfaction being a c**t?"
    Ben to Me - " YOUR FIRED"
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  4. 06-15-2009, 05:27 PM #4
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    Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!
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  5. 06-15-2009, 05:34 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Lol, we dont employ Mountain Dwellers!
    I don't like crowds
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  6. 06-15-2009, 05:36 PM #6
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    Rofl.

    I love u man
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  7. 06-15-2009, 05:46 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    Rofl.

    I love u man
    I love you too but not while rolling on the floor
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  8. 06-15-2009, 08:25 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
    Life is what happens to you while you're busy making other plans.
    -John Lennon

    And in the end, the love you make is equal to the love you take.
    -The Beatles

    No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
    -Eleanor Roosevelt
    Tay the quote by Eleanor Roosevelt it one of my all time favorites! Thank you, thank you, thank you, Gawd great minds think alike.
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  9. 06-15-2009, 08:34 PM #9
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    No shirt, no shoes.....**** you I don't care
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  10. 06-15-2009, 10:56 PM #10
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    Default hey,!

    Hey... everybody swears lots of bad language words... And I get beatn up.lol..

    SO... Hope the games will go on.
    Are they?
    Humm, good holiday times, for us all.
    Have to finish university. Have a test in one week.
    Hugs
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    I love quotes so I will share another today...

    "Each human being is a unique work of art.
    When we accept our flaws along with our strengths, as a part of who we are, we realize
    both make us beautiful."

    - G.L. Patrick
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    Quote Originally Posted by knowledge View Post
    No shirt, no shoes.....**** you I don't care
    I think what he meant to say was........
    I'm coming in anyway.
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    Ya know Ringo I agree with you on that one for sure!

    Knowledge did ya bump your head coming in the forum door hun?
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    Here is my quote for the day...

    "Loose lips sink ships"

    -Author Unknown
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    i dont get the meaning of that??
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