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[NDN]

I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?

No deal! Although, turkeys aren't hard to come by around here, I was just amazed at the size of the one I couldn't get a picture of this morning.

[Tomturkey46]

No deal! Although, turkeys aren't hard to come by around here, I was just amazed at the size of the one I couldn't get a picture of this morning.

Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)

[NDN]

Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)

I have no idea why, but that made me chuckle!

[eejit101]

This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?

No it wasnt. And by shooting it. Or by asking it nicely.

I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?

Ill bet you can.

maybe you could invite birds that evoke higher thought processes making the turkeys next visit longer through contemplation. Turkeys find thought taxing and fall into a type of coma when presented with this(kind of like eejit and dating).
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3201/5...c9bf9d23_z.jpg

I dont fall in to a coma when thinking about dating. Biatch.

Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)

That made me laugh alot.

I have no idea why, but that made me chuckle!

As it was funny?


I think that covers that spam.

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My friend had the biggest turkey probably 100 pounds.He got so big he almost killed three hens during mating season lol.Anyway my friend put him on a nice dinner table he was 67 pounds cleaned .They donated it to a homeless shelter,he was the guard Turkey at the farm lol