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  1. 12-23-2011, 07:33 AM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ringo View Post
    Are young people in England really snorting Bath Salts to get high?
    No, thats america. People here still do "coke" (not me)
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  2. 12-23-2011, 07:47 AM #2
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    This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

    Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDN View Post
    This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

    Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?
    By shooting it with a gun first.......lol ok no letters.
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    I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ringo View Post
    I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?
    No deal! Although, turkeys aren't hard to come by around here, I was just amazed at the size of the one I couldn't get a picture of this morning.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDN View Post
    No deal! Although, turkeys aren't hard to come by around here, I was just amazed at the size of the one I couldn't get a picture of this morning.
    Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

    The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tomturkey46 View Post
    Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

    The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)
    I have no idea why, but that made me chuckle!
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDN View Post
    This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

    Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?
    No it wasnt. And by shooting it. Or by asking it nicely.

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    I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?
    Ill bet you can.

    Quote Originally Posted by woohoosue View Post
    maybe you could invite birds that evoke higher thought processes making the turkeys next visit longer through contemplation. Turkeys find thought taxing and fall into a type of coma when presented with this(kind of like eejit and dating).
    http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3201/5...c9bf9d23_z.jpg
    I dont fall in to a coma when thinking about dating. Biatch.

    Quote Originally Posted by Tomturkey46 View Post
    Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

    The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)
    That made me laugh alot.

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    I have no idea why, but that made me chuckle!
    As it was funny?


    I think that covers that spam.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NDN View Post
    This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

    Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?
    maybe you could invite birds that evoke higher thought processes making the turkeys next visit longer through contemplation. Turkeys find thought taxing and fall into a type of coma when presented with this(kind of like eejit and dating).
    http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3201/5...c9bf9d23_z.jpg
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