Ask Eejit!

[eejit101]

This morning I saw a MONSTER turkey outside, so I rushed downstairs with a camera to snap a quick picture, but it was gone by the time I got outside.

Was it really the worlds biggest turkey that I saw? How could I have kept it there long enough to get the picture?

No it wasnt. And by shooting it. Or by asking it nicely.

I bet I can capture a photo of some wild turkey before you do?

Ill bet you can.

maybe you could invite birds that evoke higher thought processes making the turkeys next visit longer through contemplation. Turkeys find thought taxing and fall into a type of coma when presented with this(kind of like eejit and dating).
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3201/5...c9bf9d23_z.jpg

I dont fall in to a coma when thinking about dating. Biatch.

Tell me where you live and I will come around so you can take my picture.

The Turkey(biggest one you will ever see!)

That made me laugh alot.

I have no idea why, but that made me chuckle!

As it was funny?


I think that covers that spam.