Ask Eejit!

[NDN]

Now I have a question for you.
Three ladies are on a road trip and stop at a cheap hotel. They split a $30 room. Each gives $10 to the clerk.
Later, the manager comes in and tells the clerk that that room was on special for $25. So he gives the clerk $5 and tells him to take it to the ladies and divide it between them. On the way, the clerk can't figure out how to split $5 three ways so he pockets $2 and gives each gal $1.
So each lady has now paid $9. And the clerk has $2.
9 times 3 is 27 plus the 2 the clerk took equal 29. My question, Eejit my freind, is where did the other dollar go?

You have to give him something he can't Google!

[tjntaco]

You have to give him something he can't Google!

He can't Google this one AND HE DIDN"T ANSWER IT. Although he may claim he did. Actually it's a mathematic anomoly and there is no answer. It just is what it is. Nobody knows why. lol

[ScareCrowAKA]

the money starts from a source of 3 equally, u then split it into 2 totals not divisable by 3 ... which couldnt have happened originally without the ladies breaking a dollar into change... so it cant be done at the end either ???

[eejit101]

Its weird. The answer is there is no dollar. But the reasons are the answer. Its to do with splits and the way things are written. And im sure i wrote anomaly.

Never mind.

[Ringo]

You have a brain tumor. Though there is no discomfort at the moment, this tumor would unquestionably kill you in six months. However, your life can (and will) be saved by an operation; the only downside is there will be a brutal incision to your frontal lobe. After the surgery, you will be significantly less intelligent. You will be a fully functioning adult, but you will be less logical, you will have a terrible memory, and you will have little ability to understand complex concepts of difficult ideas. The surgery is in two weeks.


How do you spend the next fourteen days?

[Ringo]

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except for you, the collection of former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.



What do you talk about?

[eejit101]

You have a brain tumor. Though there is no discomfort at the moment, this tumor would unquestionably kill you in six months. However, your life can (and will) be saved by an operation; the only downside is there will be a brutal incision to your frontal lobe. After the surgery, you will be significantly less intelligent. You will be a fully functioning adult, but you will be less logical, you will have a terrible memory, and you will have little ability to understand complex concepts of difficult ideas. The surgery is in two weeks.


How do you spend the next fourteen days?

Spending every penny i have on gambling, beer, fun, theme parks, the kill myself.

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except for you, the collection of former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.



What do you talk about?

Hmm. Thats 20 people. Id talk about each person and what they meant to be, 45 seconds each. Id also ask one of them WTF they were doing, the sl.ut.

Then id offer a huge orgy.

[woohoosue]

Every person you have ever slept with is invited to a banquet where you are the guest of honor. No one will be in attendance except for you, the collection of former lovers, and the catering service. After the meal, you are asked to give a fifteen-minute speech to the assembly.


What do you talk about?

if this "?" was for me i would have to ask....Who's paying for this shindig? It would mimic the million man march....as far as my speech goes .....it would be more on why they need to stop looking for a woman to compare to me and for them to just go ahead and settle for second best because without me in the mix "second is the best you can do".