Ask Eejit!

[eejit101]

After discussion (I use that term loosely) with NDN, this is to be the official (maybe) NoDepositNeeded thread to discuss.... anything.

You can ask anything you want! About your life, my life, "agony aunt" questions, social situations, sex, drugs (though i don't know much about that), Rock'N'Roll, cooking, sport, movies, music, anything.

So, want some blunt advice as to why the girl you love wont text you back? How to make a killer Spaghetti Bolognase? Or who is the highest paid actor in history?


Go nuts.

[ScareCrowAKA]

why do americans love cheese?

[eejit101]

why do americans love cheese?

1 - It tastes nice.
2 - It goes well with pretty much any food.
3 - Its easy to make a meal with it. Sandwich, Cheese on Toast etc.
4 - It was readily available when other food were not in older years. Cheese is easily made, cheap to distribute, lasts a long time without spoiling.
5 - People are lazy. The fact they can simply put some cheese on something will disambiguate flavours of food, nice or nasty, and bring about a pleasant smell and taste.
6 - As it goes well with anything, and people tend to stick to what they like, they will add it to things over time.
7 - There are many variables of cheese. Cow/Goat/Sheep, and also colours and flavours. Truly something for everyone in the cheese market.
8 - Borat - borat deleted scenes not seen in movie - YouTube

[nodepositneeded]

What can we do to convince USA we just want to have a nice game of poker and we are not terrorist ?

[eejit101]

What can we do to convince USA we just want to have a nice game of poker and we are not terrorist ?

1 - Stop giving money to the PPA (Poker Players Alliance) who have done basically nothing, aside from make it worse.
2 - Create the worlds largest petition.
3 - Hope Obama gets a 2nd term. Id say you have a better shot with Obama than a replacement.
4 - Have someone in the senate than can actually work out Capitol Gains. Surely they have to realise that taxing online poker far outweights the ethical and gambling issues related to it.



My personal thoughts are this - I live in the UK. We can play poker online, casinos, bingo. The sites are taxed by the government, the players are not. You are not taxed personally on any winnings. I won $65k, i keep $65k, the site pays the tax out of the rate etc. I am also a person. I work to earn my money, I pay tax on what I earn. I then pay tax on what I spend it on. If i choose to gamble with it, I am not harming anyone. I am not commiting a terrorist act. I am not laundering money. The sites have checks in place for this, in an interview with Ladbrokes I had a few years ago, I talked to them about the checks. They are thorough thats for sure. Its near on impossible, and insanely stupid, to launder money like this. Over here, I can go to the casino and play poker, no tax, the casino pays it out of the rake. I can walk into a high street bookmakers and place a bet. On the street which I live on there are 3 such establishments, all fully legitimate, all multi-million pound companies. 2 floated on the stock exchange.

Now for Americans. You guys are the same as us. Our government has a way to let everyone play poker (over 1 if they so choose to. Why cant you? We dont have to pay tax on our winnings as they are winnings, not earned income. If poker was my job, then yes I would look into the legal ramifications. But it isnt. So I wont. why should you? You have been banned by nearly all casinos and poker sites now. Why? Are you not ALLOWED to do what you want with your own money? Fine, if it is detrimental to the world, yes, ban the hell out of it. But you are playing other people, with their own money. Its a game of skill and luck, the percentages are unsure depending on what game you are playing, but it is a game like no other.

And it sucks that we live in a world where a recreation that can be fun, risky, rewarding, exciting, and fruitful, is banned due to public perception, money, tax, and stupidity.

[Ringo]

Are young people in England really snorting Bath Salts to get high?

[tjntaco]

1 - Stop giving money to the PPA (Poker Players Alliance) who have done basically nothing, aside from make it worse.
2 - Create the worlds largest petition.
3 - Hope Obama gets a 2nd term. Id say you have a better shot with Obama than a replacement.
4 - Have someone in the senate than can actually work out Capitol Gains. Surely they have to realise that taxing online poker far outweights the ethical and gambling issues related to it.



My personal thoughts are this - I live in the UK. We can play poker online, casinos, bingo. The sites are taxed by the government, the players are not. You are not taxed personally on any winnings. I won $65k, i keep $65k, the site pays the tax out of the rate etc. I am also a person. I work to earn my money, I pay tax on what I earn. I then pay tax on what I spend it on. If i choose to gamble with it, I am not harming anyone. I am not commiting a terrorist act. I am not laundering money. The sites have checks in place for this, in an interview with Ladbrokes I had a few years ago, I talked to them about the checks. They are thorough thats for sure. Its near on impossible, and insanely stupid, to launder money like this. Over here, I can go to the casino and play poker, no tax, the casino pays it out of the rake. I can walk into a high street bookmakers and place a bet. On the street which I live on there are 3 such establishments, all fully legitimate, all multi-million pound companies. 2 floated on the stock exchange.

Now for Americans. You guys are the same as us. Our government has a way to let everyone play poker (over 1 if they so choose to. Why cant you? We dont have to pay tax on our winnings as they are winnings, not earned income. If poker was my job, then yes I would look into the legal ramifications. But it isnt. So I wont. why should you? You have been banned by nearly all casinos and poker sites now. Why? Are you not ALLOWED to do what you want with your own money? Fine, if it is detrimental to the world, yes, ban the hell out of it. But you are playing other people, with their own money. Its a game of skill and luck, the percentages are unsure depending on what game you are playing, but it is a game like no other.

And it sucks that we live in a world where a recreation that can be fun, risky, rewarding, exciting, and fruitful, is banned due to public perception, money, tax, and stupidity.

It's absolutely ridiculous that the U.S. is banned from stuff that is perfectly legal in the U.K. This is a well written letter, Eejit, and if you want to send it to one of our lawmakers, I'd be happy to sign it.

[woohoosue]

1 - It tastes nice.
2 - It goes well with pretty much any food.
3 - Its easy to make a meal with it. Sandwich, Cheese on Toast etc.
4 - It was readily available when other food were not in older years. Cheese is easily made, cheap to distribute, lasts a long time without spoiling.
5 - People are lazy. The fact they can simply put some cheese on something will disambiguate flavours of food, nice or nasty, and bring about a pleasant smell and taste.
6 - As it goes well with anything, and people tend to stick to what they like, they will add it to things over time.
7 - There are many variables of cheese. Cow/Goat/Sheep, and also colours and flavours. Truly something for everyone in the cheese market.
8 - Borat - borat deleted scenes not seen in movie - YouTube

"Why do americans love cheese?" since when are you an expert on americans ....please keep your european misconceptions of us to yourself....Borat(Borat Sagdiyev, a popular Kazakh television personality)?????? is NOT american. I am an american and cheese is flavorful and a great source of calcium....nuff said!

[Ringo]

The amount of cheese on a crunchy taco at Taco Bell weighs less than 1 gram
and it doesn't do a damned thing to enhance the flavor.

Only thing I like cheese in, is eggs.

[woohoosue]

The amount of cheese on a crunchy taco at Taco Bell weighs less than 1 gram
and it doesn't do a damned thing to enhance the flavor.

Only thing I like cheese in, is eggs.

ok one thought ....you need to expand your cheese awareness. Is taco bell cheese real cheese I wonder?

[woohoosue]

How do men show love?

[eejit101]

How does a blind person know when to stop wiping after a bowel movemnet?

Smell? Distinction? A Bday (whatever it is)? A shower? No idea.

It all braille baby!

LOL

How do men show love?

By putting on weight on not caring about how other women see them.

[Ringo]

Parks Canada in Saskatchewan on the border of Montana. Just announced they will be releasing thousands of ferrets into the Prairie Dog Capital of Canada Grasslands park near Val Marie Sask. It is of particular note that Ferrets are not an indigenous species in the area.

Why do you think they are doing this?

[Ringo]

The BBC have started filming interviews for Tony Blair’s obituary.

Do you think the Royals have a hit out on him?

[eejit101]

Parks Canada in Saskatchewan on the border of Montana. Just announced they will be releasing thousands of ferrets into the Prairie Dog Capital of Canada Grasslands park near Val Marie Sask. It is of particular note that Ferrets are not an indigenous species in the area.

Why do you think they are doing this?

hmm. Maybe the provide some kind of food chain gap. Maybe they will help the grass grow. Maybe its maybelline?

The BBC have started filming interviews for Tony Blair’s obituary.

Do you think the Royals have a hit out on him?

No. But other people do

[woohoosue]

q-tips are vital to cleaning wireless mouse lense of lent

if your mouse is catholic(lent)....can your keyboard, monitor and headset(the trinity) be baptist?

[woohoosue]

if a bean bag is no longer made of beans, why does the bean industry/FDA allow them to still be called bean bags?

[eejit101]

1 - No.
2 - trade names. Coke is still called coke, despite the now absense of cocaine. Who knows.

[Ringo]

why are cops such party animals on their off time?

why do most nurses smoke?

[Ringo]

can a doctor preform a colonoscopy on himself?

[NDN]

Why is that pretzels shaped like pretzels taste better to me than pretzels in the form of pretzel sticks?

Furthermore, why is texture such an important factor when deciding whether or not something tastes good?

[ScareCrowAKA]

disagree pretzel sticks = better ... eating some now, great value from wal-mart

[Ringo]

We Humans seperate ourselves from other species because of our suffisticated palets.

Now melt me some cheese for my pretzel

[woohoosue]

any love News?

[eejit101]

Why is that pretzels shaped like pretzels taste better to me than pretzels in the form of pretzel sticks?

Furthermore, why is texture such an important factor when deciding whether or not something tastes good?

Ive never had either. So cant comment.

And because sensation is part of everything. Sex, eating, drinking, everything. The feel of it is similar in proportion to the taste.

any love News?

What???!?!?!!