A Different Kind of Survey

[taylovesthebeatles]

Dear KaciBlakely,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear outside of your office, and I saw you pull the clothes off the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Please don't hurt me,
taylovesthebeatles

[GloBug]

wow this is a hard one i amd gonna have to try this when i am more awake. looks funny though.

[klinkman]

Dear eejit101,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our socks don't match. I think I realized it when your dog humped my leg under the bus, and I saw you carve your initials into my salt-beef bucket. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that there is no solution to you being a dumb kid. I'm returning your love letters to me to you, but I'll keep my virginity as a memory. You should also know that I always wanted to break your legs and I'm scratching my *** as you read this.

Please don’t hurt me,
Klinkman

[KaciBlakely]

Dear KaciBlakely,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear outside of your office, and I saw you pull the clothes off the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Please don't hurt me,
taylovesthebeatles

Lol this is great. I do not think I exactly understand though.

Let us see how many times it takes me to read the first post in this thread and I will try to write a letter.

I just have to go back and read so I can understand it, lol.

[eejit101]

Sarcastic surpise time...........

Wow!

[taylovesthebeatles]

Sarcastic surpise time...........

Wow!

Eejit, stop that, lol!

[KaciBlakely]

Eejit, stop that, lol!

Is he making fun of me for being slow? I think that was the joke he was implying. Way to be mean eejit!

[eejit101]

I could have been implying anything.....

[taylovesthebeatles]

I could have been implying anything.....

Either way, you should stop it, lol. Cause I said so.

[KaciBlakely]

My letter;

Dear Taylovesthebeatles,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital, and I saw you castrate your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Signed,

KaciBlakely


Okay so I'm going to try really hard to do this right. Tell me how I do Tay, okay? Hah, I rhymed!

I think I did it correctly. So what do you think?

[taylovesthebeatles]

Looks like you did just fine, you just missed the last question.

[KaciBlakely]

Looks like you did just fine, you just missed the last question.

I missed the last question? You sure??

[taylovesthebeatles]

I missed the last question? You sure??

Yeah, instead of signed you're supposed to put the answer for number 12, about the country you want to visit.

[KaciBlakely]

My letter;

Dear Taylovesthebeatles,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but You're a leprechaun. I think I realized it that night you picked your nose at the mental hospital, and I saw you castrate your ‘My Little Pony’ collection. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand That I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning our matching snoopy underwear to you, but I'll keep the results of that blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the bruises and you should get that embarrassing rash checked.

Signed,

KaciBlakely


Okay so I'm going to try really hard to do this right. Tell me how I do Tay, okay? Hah, I rhymed!

I think I did it correctly. So what do you think?

What does Asethitic pleasure mean eejit?

I assumed you just took off the bulk part of it and that's cool. I was using it while I was creating my letter and I just forgot to remove it.

So when does the chat trivia start?