
Originally Posted by
taylovesthebeatles
Dear KaciBlakely,
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear outside of your office, and I saw you pull the clothes off the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.
Please don't hurt me,
taylovesthebeatles