Quote Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles View Post
Dear KaciBlakely,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'm in love with your cat. I think I realized it when I finally changed my underwear outside of your office, and I saw you pull the clothes off the elephant in the corner. I'm sure you're sexy enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep your collection of butterflies as a memory. You should also know that I never will forget that night and I will haunt you when I'm reincarnated as an Eskimo.

Please don't hurt me,
taylovesthebeatles
Lol this is great. I do not think I exactly understand though.

Let us see how many times it takes me to read the first post in this thread and I will try to write a letter.

I just have to go back and read so I can understand it, lol.