Ways to Dump your girlfriend

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Top 10

1. During your date, say" I have a HU tourney in 15 minutes, I got to go"

2. Take a cell phone call and claim you have to leave because your fish died.

3. Tell her she's fat

4. At the movies, catch popcorn with your mouth.

5. During Dinner, steal the silverware.

6. Open her car door for her then push her in.

7. During car ride to date, roll up windows and fart.

8. Tell her she reminds you of your ex, the crazy *****.

9. Walk really fast in front of her.

10. During your last moments of the night, you tell her she was swell and give her a hand shake.[/quote]
Nice one ringo~!!!

LOL....true... I think my girld would leave me after any of these atempts...
Very funy... But right now is just not the time to dump her..