Ways to Dump your girlfriend

[Pokerkitty6]

In the old days, when I was not married and carefree, I would always do my breakups on New Years Eve. I like to start my new year with a bang!!! My husband, Tony, was my friend a few years before we hooked up, so he has seen my New Years Eve breakups. My friends would always get curious around that time of year. Tony is a keeper though. I told him forget about that 7 year itch, it's that 5 year hump you have to get over. I get bored real easy and love the newness of relationships. I told him to keep it new and exciting and we'll be good. 12 years now and I never know what to expect, except for a good time. We have fun where ever we go!!! By the way, all my breakups have been very friendly, they were my choice and they just didn't work out. I never called any of them names because they were my choice to begin with. Most guys wish they had a breakup so easy! I tell them it was good til the end, nice being with you and have a great life.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

[BnLM5]

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

Yes, you are weird. I realize everybody farts that's a given. But for Christ sake, Tay you don't have to grunt and do it loud. Just do it quietly and grab their head pull em toward ya and ask em to help you sniff it up. And shut the door when ya take a dump if they have to come in do a courtesy flush, it's the polite thing to do. lol

Other wise you could belch everywhere in public. Hell burp a song to her, you won't have to dump her, Because she will never come back.

[woohoosue]

i like to say " It's not you ,It's eej!" that seems to work. they seem to know who eej is ..funny huh?

[eejit101]

i like to say " It's not you ,It's eej!" that seems to work. they seem to know who eej is ..funny huh?

how did i miss this post! Awesome!

if anyone videos themselves saying this to break up with someone ill get them 1 billion chips

[KaciBlakely]

how did i miss this post! Awesome!

if anyone videos themselves saying this to break up with someone ill get them 1 billion chips

I would but 1 billion chips might not be enough to cover all the nasty divorce charges.

So so sorry.

Damn, would've been a cool thing though.

Someone else totally should.

[woohoosue]

ok 1 billlion chips? just to hear your name being used in a break up... lol.....How do i love you? ..let me count the ways. too funny..... i never thot u would respond like that to this even tho i thot it was good too but now that you have.... it's is so you. ok this is why i love eej...right there....that thing he does ....makes you feel wanted even if it is for cheap thrills and wont last.... hes committed to the act if not the duration... Im ok with that "the durationthing" is hard....give me 10 guys that are committed to the act of making me happy and Im good.

[eejit101]

Love you Sue

[taylovesthebeatles]

Yes, you are weird. I realize everybody farts that's a given. But for Christ sake, Tay you don't have to grunt and do it loud. Just do it quietly and grab their head pull em toward ya and ask em to help you sniff it up. And shut the door when ya take a dump if they have to come in do a courtesy flush, it's the polite thing to do. lol

Other wise you could belch everywhere in public. Hell burp a song to her, you won't have to dump her, Because she will never come back.

Haha I didn't mean being overtly and excessively gross! Just normal, you know! You make me lol.

[freeringo]

Personally, if you can't fart/be gross around your partner, something's wrong.

Just my two cents. I'd rather a date be natural with me than pretend to be something they aren't, because then you're just up for big surprises and probably disappointments later. And this includes having the freedom to feel like you can fart in front of the other person and talk about gross subjects if need be.

I know, I'm probably weird, but hey.

My best friend and wife's favorite thing to do it fart in the car with the windows up. Then she announces "Oh sorry I farted"
I quickly roll down my window and the smell hits me right in the face everytime. "pay backs a *****" she laughs.