Preparing you for a job interview survey

[freeringo]

Have you been on a job interview where you were asked some off the wall questions? You prepare for every question and they toss a question at you that has you squirming in your seat.
Well, this is happening alot these days for a reason.
Employers are in to phycological profiling and you better be prepared.

I will ask 7 questions and then evalute your responses.
I ask that Eejit evalute each questionaire as well.

Be thoughtful.

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Be careful, a bad answer will get your resume canned. filed permantly
Good luck job hunters

[eejit101]

Sweet.

Im taller than he is tho. And IMO i dont see it that much. Apparnetly everyone else does. Meh.

[Pokerkitty6]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

put it in front of my door at night so I could hear if someone was trying to break in the
front door, I spend alot of time upstairs

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Spy on my family and get to the truth of many questions

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To be cancer free right now

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a juicy peach of course

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
because I bounce off the walls when I drink Three Olive Grape Vodka and Redbull

6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 12

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I can do anything, I always get the job done

[GloBug]

so am i freaking hired or what. i need to know soon because i got a few other job offers but i am holding out for this one. eejit u said u would hire me but i dont know if u got any pull for this one. some douche bag from HR named freeringo hasnt returned my calls can u put in a good word for me eejit. thanks a million.

[eejit101]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

[GloBug]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

now thats what im talking about. just the kind of person i want to work for. cool ill tell the other job offers to go screw themselves.

[freeringo]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

[GloBug]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

run everyone run he has a gun. he is going postal ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[freeringo]

Dear Eejit
HR Dept



1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would have it engraved and place it as the first brick of many on the pathway of life
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would spy on all Eejits coworkers and report back to him

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
I would wish that Eejit get promoted, that I might get my old job back

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
an avocado

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Like a tennis ball, I always bounce back
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? I will do Eejits laundry if he would hire me back
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
I am the qualified one remember, you #*&%@#&%$.

[twenty47]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would leave it under my driver seat in my vehicle so that should I ever be in an accident and can't get out i'd use it to smash my window.
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would board as many planes as possible and travel around the world for free

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
to always have good luck and pass on good luck to people around me when i choose

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a tomato because you'll never be sure of what I am (keep you guessing)

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
I love playing team sports
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 4 to 6 times
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I would keep you happy and am a fast learner, willing to try

[eejit101]

24-7, you have another interview!

Ringo - welcome back!

[twenty47]

another interview..... don't you know I'm a busy person? this better be the interview where we negotiate my signing bonus!

[eejit101]

Dear Ms 247, your application has been disposed due to rudeness towards senior management.

Ty, and good night. Im off to give a cat an orgasm

[twenty47]

LMAO........ almost makes me happy that I got canned...... what did I almost get myself into, I do have good luck after all!

[eejit101]

Lol.

At least u laughed