Dear Eejit
HR Dept



1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would have it engraved and place it as the first brick of many on the pathway of life
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would spy on all Eejits coworkers and report back to him

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
I would wish that Eejit get promoted, that I might get my old job back

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
an avocado

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Like a tennis ball, I always bounce back
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? I will do Eejits laundry if he would hire me back
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
I am the qualified one remember, you #*&%@#&%$.