Preparing you for a job interview survey

[freeringo]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

[GloBug]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

run everyone run he has a gun. he is going postal ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[freeringo]

Dear Eejit
HR Dept



1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would have it engraved and place it as the first brick of many on the pathway of life
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would spy on all Eejits coworkers and report back to him

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
I would wish that Eejit get promoted, that I might get my old job back

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
an avocado

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Like a tennis ball, I always bounce back
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? I will do Eejits laundry if he would hire me back
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
I am the qualified one remember, you #*&%@#&%$.

[twenty47]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would leave it under my driver seat in my vehicle so that should I ever be in an accident and can't get out i'd use it to smash my window.
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would board as many planes as possible and travel around the world for free

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
to always have good luck and pass on good luck to people around me when i choose

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a tomato because you'll never be sure of what I am (keep you guessing)

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
I love playing team sports
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 4 to 6 times
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I would keep you happy and am a fast learner, willing to try

[eejit101]

24-7, you have another interview!

Ringo - welcome back!

[twenty47]

another interview..... don't you know I'm a busy person? this better be the interview where we negotiate my signing bonus!

[eejit101]

Dear Ms 247, your application has been disposed due to rudeness towards senior management.

Ty, and good night. Im off to give a cat an orgasm