Preparing you for a job interview survey

[Pokerkitty6]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

put it in front of my door at night so I could hear if someone was trying to break in the
front door, I spend alot of time upstairs

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Spy on my family and get to the truth of many questions

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To be cancer free right now

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a juicy peach of course

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
because I bounce off the walls when I drink Three Olive Grape Vodka and Redbull

6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 12

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I can do anything, I always get the job done

[GloBug]

so am i freaking hired or what. i need to know soon because i got a few other job offers but i am holding out for this one. eejit u said u would hire me but i dont know if u got any pull for this one. some douche bag from HR named freeringo hasnt returned my calls can u put in a good word for me eejit. thanks a million.

[eejit101]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

[GloBug]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

now thats what im talking about. just the kind of person i want to work for. cool ill tell the other job offers to go screw themselves.

[freeringo]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

[GloBug]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

run everyone run he has a gun. he is going postal ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[freeringo]

Dear Eejit
HR Dept



1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I would have it engraved and place it as the first brick of many on the pathway of life
2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
I would spy on all Eejits coworkers and report back to him

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
I would wish that Eejit get promoted, that I might get my old job back

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
an avocado

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Like a tennis ball, I always bounce back
6. How many times a month do you do laundry? I will do Eejits laundry if he would hire me back
7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
I am the qualified one remember, you #*&%@#&%$.