Preparing you for a job interview survey

[NeverWinHere]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Chip it into pieces, then use the pieces to make some form of art.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

I would make help people that were in desperate, vile situations.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

That my daughter grows up to be a strong, happy woman, with strong moral values.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I would say a grapefruit, I may seem bitter, but with a bit of sugar, I am quite pleasant

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

I am like a tennis ball because I am bouncy, meaning I am always doing something.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

16-18

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Because I am very strong willed and strong minded, and always get the job done.

[eejit101]

Screw moral values, you should hope shes a virgin till she is 44 or something

[targetguy1]

Screw moral values, you should hope shes a virgin till she is 44 or something

girls being virgins past 16 is rare now days. i guess if anyone can make that happen would be a genie

[taylovesthebeatles]

girls being virgins past 16 is rare now days. i guess if anyone can make that happen would be a genie

Hey I waited till I was 21! Not that I had any suitors wanting me beforehand, but yeah.

[KaciBlakely]

I'm hired! Finally. This is what I was hoping for. That or for my own personal Shia LaBeouf.

[eejit101]

Lol, i was told by THREE different people i looked like him last week.....

Maybe thats why u wanna go drinking with me!

[NeverWinHere]

I'm hired! Finally. This is what I was hoping for. That or for my own personal Shia LaBeouf.

Haha, so you a big fan of him?

[KaciBlakely]

I love Shia. And eejit if he looks like Shia. And yes, eejit that's why I would want to go drinking with you.

[eejit101]

Sweet.

Im taller than he is tho. And IMO i dont see it that much. Apparnetly everyone else does. Meh.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Chip it into pieces, then use the pieces to make some form of art.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

I would make help people that were in desperate, vile situations.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

That my daughter grows up to be a strong, happy woman, with strong moral values.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I would say a grapefruit, I may seem bitter, but with a bit of sugar, I am quite pleasant

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

I am like a tennis ball because I am bouncy, meaning I am always doing something.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

16-18

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Because I am very strong willed and strong minded, and always get the job done.

Dear Neverwins,
You are the person we have been looking for. You are hired. Congratulations.
FYI, as an employee, you will be reguired to attend our weekly motivational workshops. Can you start tomorrow?

[NeverWinHere]

Dear Neverwins,
You are the person we have been looking for. You are hired. Congratulations.
FYI, as an employee, you will be reguired to attend our weekly motivational workshops. Can you start tomorrow?

I'll be there, I am sure I can motivate some people with my stories, unless I am the one that needs motivating?