Preparing you for a job interview survey

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. Can you believe only 3 or so months.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?\
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

Dear Kaci,
Though we do need an asian/ indian employee to meet our affirmative action quota, your pregnancy being in it's late term disqualifies you from any present consideration. Please re-apply after you have had your baby.