Preparing you for a job interview survey

[KaciBlakely]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. Can you believe only 3 or so months.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?\
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. Can you believe only 3 or so months.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?\
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

Dear Kaci,
Though we do need an asian/ indian employee to meet our affirmative action quota, your pregnancy being in it's late term disqualifies you from any present consideration. Please re-apply after you have had your baby.

[KaciBlakely]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

[taylovesthebeatles]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

I agree with Kaci! Bad freeringo, no bone for you!

[freeringo]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

Dear Kaci,
The laws have changed for pregnant women. Under the Maturnity leave act,
women 6 month pregnant and beyond can not be hired.
If you still feel a lawsuit is neccesary, be informed that we retain a full time legal department.

[eejit101]

Run by me.

So your screwed

[KaciBlakely]

I'm due in November so I am not a full six months yet. Therefore your theory is screwed and your reason for not hiring me is not right. I have four and a half months to go so I'm not six months yet.

So I do get hired or I should, yes? Yes.

[freeringo]

I'm due in November so I am not a full six months yet. Therefore your theory is screwed and your reason for not hiring me is not right. I have four and a half months to go so I'm not six months yet.

So I do get hired or I should, yes? Yes.

Dear Kaci,
We regret to inform you that we have misplaced your application.
If you could re-apply, we can re interview you immediatly.

[KaciBlakely]

Okay darn it. Please don't misplace this one.

This is me reapplying. Will I get hired or not?

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. -Due in November so not yet 6 months, just to let you be aware.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.