Preparing you for a job interview survey

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1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Chip it into pieces, then use the pieces to make some form of art.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

I would make help people that were in desperate, vile situations.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

That my daughter grows up to be a strong, happy woman, with strong moral values.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I would say a grapefruit, I may seem bitter, but with a bit of sugar, I am quite pleasant

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

I am like a tennis ball because I am bouncy, meaning I am always doing something.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

16-18

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Because I am very strong willed and strong minded, and always get the job done.

Dear Neverwins,
You are the person we have been looking for. You are hired. Congratulations.
FYI, as an employee, you will be reguired to attend our weekly motivational workshops. Can you start tomorrow?