Preparing you for a job interview survey

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it? Find some more where that one came from and build a house!

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why? I'd fly around where I was least expected so I could try and figure out what people really thought about me when I "wasn't there" and then take action if I felt the need to do so.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be? That my life would go more smoothly and like normal people's. Especially in regards to my wedding and marriage. Or just generally for more peace and harmony in the world, not just for me.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be? A kiwi- fuzzy outside, soft and sweet inside

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball? I'm a bouncy happy person when I can be, but inside sometimes I have a twisted complicated soul.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry? Too damn many!

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified? Because I can show the human side of the company, everything doesn't have to be perfect to be good.

Dear Miss Tay.
Your qualifications are outstanding. However, your answer to the invisiblilty
questions concern us. What did you mean by " then take action if I felt the need to do so." If hired, we would need assurance that you would not violate any company policies. We would like to interview a second time.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Dear Miss Tay.
Your qualifications are outstanding. However, your answer to the invisiblilty
questions concern us. What did you mean by " then take action if I felt the need to do so." If hired, we would need assurance that you would not violate any company policies. We would like to interview a second time.

I just meant that I'd un-invisible myself and try to figure out why they felt that way. Nothing serious.

[freeringo]

I just meant that I'd un-invisible myself and try to figure out why they felt that way. Nothing serious.

Your Hired

[taylovesthebeatles]

Your Hired

Wooo heck yeah! Thanks freeringo you're the best boss ever!