Preparing you for a job interview survey

[targetguy1]

Dear Mister Targetguy,
We have reviewed your application just once and find you an undesirable candidate for employment. Your invisibilty answer breaks ours and most companys harrassment rules. Your risk factor is too great for us to consider you for any future employment as well. Please don't re-apply.

same song different day. at least you responded in a timely manner to my app. thanks for nothing.

[GloBug]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well i would give it to my girls and have them do a paintning art project with it.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
well if was invisible for the day i would follow president obama for the day and see what a real president does for a day.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
well with 1 wish i would like to be granted a piece of mind that my kids would be taken care of.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
if i was a piece of fruit i would be a mango as they are sweet and sour.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
well i have balls so thats the best way to describe it.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
well monthly wow i do lots of loads. i have 2 kids that run thru clothes like no tomorrow and i have my wife too so i would say about 25 loads.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
well i am very self motiviated person and i dont take sh it from no one. other than that they higher qualified person is lying to u.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well i would give it to my girls and have them do a paintning art project with it.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
well if was invisible for the day i would follow president obama for the day and see what a real president does for a day.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
well with 1 wish i would like to be granted a piece of mind that my kids would be taken care of.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
if i was a piece of fruit i would be a mango as they are sweet and sour.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
well i have balls so thats the best way to describe it.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
well monthly wow i do lots of loads. i have 2 kids that run thru clothes like no tomorrow and i have my wife too so i would say about 25 loads.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
well i am very self motiviated person and i dont take sh it from no one. other than that they higher qualified person is lying to u.

Dear Mr. Globug,
We have considered your application and believe you to be a excellent candidate for the traditional male duties. However, we would like you to come in for a second interview. Please be prepared to give blood.

[GloBug]

Dear Mr. Globug,
We have considered your application and believe you to be a excellent candidate for the traditional male duties. However, we would like you to come in for a second interview. Please be prepared to give blood.

why i would like to thank you for the consideration. i would gladly donate blood as i do already for the stanford blood drive.

[freeringo]

why i would like to thank you for the consideration. i would gladly donate blood as i do already for the stanford blood drive.

Dear Mr. Globug,
Our previous letter to you was in error in regards to a blood test.
Our legal team has advised us that we have no legal right to ask for blood for drug testing purposes. However, we do ask that you supply us with a sample of your hair.

[GloBug]

Dear Mr. Globug,
Our previous letter to you was in error in regards to a blood test.
Our legal team has advised us that we have no legal right to ask for blood for drug testing purposes. However, we do ask that you supply us with a sample of your hair.

sure i got no problem with that do u have a color preference. i some that are black , some that are black with blonde tints due to sun and i got gray ones. not sure if i can give u one of those as i have benn told that if u pull 1 then 3 more grow back. but if it decides me on getting the job i will be more than happy to do it. i would get greys working for your company anyways. lol

[BnLM5]

Dear Mr. Globug,
Our previous letter to you was in error in regards to a blood test.
Our legal team has advised us that we have no legal right to ask for blood for drug testing purposes. However, we do ask that you supply us with a sample of your hair.

I think you should take the blood too. I will draw it for you! This would be fun!

[eejit101]

lol, imagine getting Glos blood in a operation.... youd be stoned for a week