Preparing you for a job interview survey

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Carve it out and make it into an ashtray

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

Have some fun at first, tp people on the shoulder and run away. Then probably rob a bank.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

More wishes! Seriously, probably to win my next 10 poker tournaments.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

A banana. As i like bananas.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

As im often being hit on

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

4.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?


As i have the basic skills required for the job, but as i havent been programmed into a specific way of doing things previously, its leaves you free to mould me into the perfect person for this job, rather than take on someone who already has been trained completely, but maybe brings some things to the table that you dont want, where as i am a blank canvas that comes with no previous owners.

Dear Mr. Eejit101,
Thank you for applying with our company.
Though we find your invisibilty answer a bit disturbing (rob a bank).
We feel that the rest of your answers were quite impressive.
You are hired. Congratulations

[BnLM5]

Well that sucks! I guess you won't be taking any more applications. Some interviewer you are.

[freeringo]

Well that sucks! I guess you won't be taking any more applications. Some interviewer you are.

There are 5 openings and we are keeping apps current in case a new hire doesn't work out.
Change your attitude sister or you will be black listed from any future employment.

[BnLM5]

There are 5 openings and we are keeping apps current in case a new hire doesn't work out.
Change your attitude sister or you will be black listed from any future employment.

Lol, you are so funny Ringo!

[targetguy1]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well my back door doesnt like to stay open when i open it.....so i would use it as a door stop if i want to keep it open and air the house out.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
i would haunt my old boss and make here day a living hell for laying me off the week before christmas.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
world peace. these times are scary for anyone in any parts of this world. why cant we all get along. oh yeah its greed.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
i would like to be a stawberry because most women like to put them in there mouth.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
you hit me around all you want and beat me up but i am still who i am ...a tennis ball.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
as needed.
when the basket fills up it mean its time to do it. sometimes 3 or 4 times a month.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because i am the right guy and highly quailied for this job. if you ask me i am too quailied for this postion but in this economy i am will to take a pay cut to make ends meet for the time being. maybe if i am here long enough maybe i can move up the ladder.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well my back door doesnt like to stay open when i open it.....so i would use it as a door stop if i want to keep it open and air the house out.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
i would haunt my old boss and make here day a living hell for laying me off the week before christmas.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
world peace. these times are scary for anyone in any parts of this world. why cant we all get along. oh yeah its greed.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
i would like to be a stawberry because most women like to put them in there mouth.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
you hit me around all you want and beat me up but i am still who i am ...a tennis ball.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
as needed.
when the basket fills up it mean its time to do it. sometimes 3 or 4 times a month.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because i am the right guy and highly quailied for this job. if you ask me i am too quailied for this postion but in this economy i am will to take a pay cut to make ends meet for the time being. maybe if i am here long enough maybe i can move up the ladder.

Dear Mister Targetguy,
We have reviewed your application just once and find you an undesirable candidate for employment. Your invisibilty answer breaks ours and most companys harrassment rules. Your risk factor is too great for us to consider you for any future employment as well. Please don't re-apply.

[targetguy1]

Dear Mister Targetguy,
We have reviewed your application just once and find you an undesirable candidate for employment. Your invisibilty answer breaks ours and most companys harrassment rules. Your risk factor is too great for us to consider you for any future employment as well. Please don't re-apply.

same song different day. at least you responded in a timely manner to my app. thanks for nothing.

[GloBug]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well i would give it to my girls and have them do a paintning art project with it.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
well if was invisible for the day i would follow president obama for the day and see what a real president does for a day.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
well with 1 wish i would like to be granted a piece of mind that my kids would be taken care of.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
if i was a piece of fruit i would be a mango as they are sweet and sour.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
well i have balls so thats the best way to describe it.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
well monthly wow i do lots of loads. i have 2 kids that run thru clothes like no tomorrow and i have my wife too so i would say about 25 loads.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
well i am very self motiviated person and i dont take sh it from no one. other than that they higher qualified person is lying to u.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
well i would give it to my girls and have them do a paintning art project with it.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
well if was invisible for the day i would follow president obama for the day and see what a real president does for a day.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
well with 1 wish i would like to be granted a piece of mind that my kids would be taken care of.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
if i was a piece of fruit i would be a mango as they are sweet and sour.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
well i have balls so thats the best way to describe it.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
well monthly wow i do lots of loads. i have 2 kids that run thru clothes like no tomorrow and i have my wife too so i would say about 25 loads.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
well i am very self motiviated person and i dont take sh it from no one. other than that they higher qualified person is lying to u.

Dear Mr. Globug,
We have considered your application and believe you to be a excellent candidate for the traditional male duties. However, we would like you to come in for a second interview. Please be prepared to give blood.

[GloBug]

Dear Mr. Globug,
We have considered your application and believe you to be a excellent candidate for the traditional male duties. However, we would like you to come in for a second interview. Please be prepared to give blood.

why i would like to thank you for the consideration. i would gladly donate blood as i do already for the stanford blood drive.