Preparing you for a job interview survey

[eejit101]

Id be tempted to hire you maxpower, but those answers sound too much like what id want to hear.

Im a big fan of personality shinging thru, rather than utter bull****

[KaciBlakely]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. Can you believe only 3 or so months.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?\
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?
I'd carry it with me to the top of the mountains so I could lose more weight from my baby I'm carrying. Can you believe only 3 or so months.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Go and see what the queen of England does all day. It'd be awesome to see if she gets her kareoke on in her private quarters.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To have enough money so my family and extended family be taken care of in this recession.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
I guess A Mango.

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
Because I'm half white and have some indian/asian in me, so I am yellow-y too.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?
I do my laundry every saturday morning. Well mine and my husband's. The lazy bastard won't do his own. lmfao.

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?\
Because I am the most qualified. I don't deal with bs and like to get the job done so I can leave the office early and get some hot sex every other while.

Dear Kaci,
Though we do need an asian/ indian employee to meet our affirmative action quota, your pregnancy being in it's late term disqualifies you from any present consideration. Please re-apply after you have had your baby.

[KaciBlakely]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

[taylovesthebeatles]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

I agree with Kaci! Bad freeringo, no bone for you!

[freeringo]

That's discrimination. And I'll file a law suit if I do not get hired!

Dear Kaci,
The laws have changed for pregnant women. Under the Maturnity leave act,
women 6 month pregnant and beyond can not be hired.
If you still feel a lawsuit is neccesary, be informed that we retain a full time legal department.

[eejit101]

Run by me.

So your screwed

[KaciBlakely]

I'm due in November so I am not a full six months yet. Therefore your theory is screwed and your reason for not hiring me is not right. I have four and a half months to go so I'm not six months yet.

So I do get hired or I should, yes? Yes.

[freeringo]

I'm due in November so I am not a full six months yet. Therefore your theory is screwed and your reason for not hiring me is not right. I have four and a half months to go so I'm not six months yet.

So I do get hired or I should, yes? Yes.

Dear Kaci,
We regret to inform you that we have misplaced your application.
If you could re-apply, we can re interview you immediatly.

[NeverWinHere]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Chip it into pieces, then use the pieces to make some form of art.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

I would make help people that were in desperate, vile situations.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

That my daughter grows up to be a strong, happy woman, with strong moral values.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I would say a grapefruit, I may seem bitter, but with a bit of sugar, I am quite pleasant

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

I am like a tennis ball because I am bouncy, meaning I am always doing something.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

16-18

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Because I am very strong willed and strong minded, and always get the job done.

[eejit101]

Screw moral values, you should hope shes a virgin till she is 44 or something

[targetguy1]

Screw moral values, you should hope shes a virgin till she is 44 or something

girls being virgins past 16 is rare now days. i guess if anyone can make that happen would be a genie

[taylovesthebeatles]

girls being virgins past 16 is rare now days. i guess if anyone can make that happen would be a genie

Hey I waited till I was 21! Not that I had any suitors wanting me beforehand, but yeah.

[KaciBlakely]

I'm hired! Finally. This is what I was hoping for. That or for my own personal Shia LaBeouf.

[eejit101]

Lol, i was told by THREE different people i looked like him last week.....

Maybe thats why u wanna go drinking with me!

[NeverWinHere]

I'm hired! Finally. This is what I was hoping for. That or for my own personal Shia LaBeouf.

Haha, so you a big fan of him?

[KaciBlakely]

I love Shia. And eejit if he looks like Shia. And yes, eejit that's why I would want to go drinking with you.

[freeringo]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

Chip it into pieces, then use the pieces to make some form of art.

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?

I would make help people that were in desperate, vile situations.

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?

That my daughter grows up to be a strong, happy woman, with strong moral values.

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?

I would say a grapefruit, I may seem bitter, but with a bit of sugar, I am quite pleasant

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?

I am like a tennis ball because I am bouncy, meaning I am always doing something.

6. How many times a month do you do laundry?

16-18

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?

Because I am very strong willed and strong minded, and always get the job done.

Dear Neverwins,
You are the person we have been looking for. You are hired. Congratulations.
FYI, as an employee, you will be reguired to attend our weekly motivational workshops. Can you start tomorrow?

[NeverWinHere]

Dear Neverwins,
You are the person we have been looking for. You are hired. Congratulations.
FYI, as an employee, you will be reguired to attend our weekly motivational workshops. Can you start tomorrow?

I'll be there, I am sure I can motivate some people with my stories, unless I am the one that needs motivating?

[Pokerkitty6]

1. If you had a brick, what would you do with it?

put it in front of my door at night so I could hear if someone was trying to break in the
front door, I spend alot of time upstairs

2. If you were invisable for 1 day, what would you do and why?
Spy on my family and get to the truth of many questions

3. If a genie gave you 1 wish, what would your wish be?
To be cancer free right now

4. If you were a piece a fruit, what kind of fruit would you be?
a juicy peach of course

5. Describe why you are like a tennis ball?
because I bounce off the walls when I drink Three Olive Grape Vodka and Redbull

6. How many times a month do you do laundry? 12

7. Why would we hire you instead of someone more qualified?
because I can do anything, I always get the job done

[GloBug]

so am i freaking hired or what. i need to know soon because i got a few other job offers but i am holding out for this one. eejit u said u would hire me but i dont know if u got any pull for this one. some douche bag from HR named freeringo hasnt returned my calls can u put in a good word for me eejit. thanks a million.

[eejit101]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

[GloBug]

I outrank him already. They loved me and im now his boss.

I fired him and hired you to do his job

now thats what im talking about. just the kind of person i want to work for. cool ill tell the other job offers to go screw themselves.

[freeringo]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

[GloBug]

There will be hell to pay.
I would have hired Pokerkitty and Globug.
Now let the brown nosing begin.
I'm out of here.
My locker crashing to the floor.

run everyone run he has a gun. he is going postal ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh