Favorite Golf Stories

[eejit101]

Lol ringo, shouldnt you forfeit for using some kind of manmade help?

[GloBug]

well my best golf story was yesterday. i got my 1st hole in one with a nasty hang over. 2nd hole and 85 yards with a 3/4 swing 9 iron. hangover gone instantly like i had a bowl of menudo. good times..

[knowledge]

Menudo isn't that pig ***?

[eejit101]

i assumed it was more slang for "402" or whatever

[royaltyler]

man i wish i had a great on but the thing is my golf swing is horiable just like my spelling lol but anywase cadyshack is a prety good golf storie but the old man gets struck by lighting after his perfect game

[GloBug]

Menudo isn't that pig ***?

no menudo is like hominy ,tripe and other goodies.

[Pokerkitty6]

Ok, my funniest golf story happened on Thanksgiving day. I'm the type of girl who tells the other women in the family to knock themselves out in the kitchen, even if Thanksgiving is at my house, I'm going golfing with the boys! Golf or kitchen work....golf wins everytime! We had an 11am tee time so I pay and ask for a cooler with some beer in it to start celebrating our day. They never opened food and beverage for that day because the pro shop was closing at noon. Now I'm not happy but I say ok and start golfing. I thought this would be so much better with beer so I ask a maintenace man if he will go to the corner and get me a 12 pack for my 4-some and I'll give hime $20. He calls his boss and says ok, but the next 12 pack the boss wants to go for the tip. Ok golf is good, beer is good, my 4-some is good, perfect day. We are ready to make the turn and I run to the clubhouse to use the bathroom. Oh no, the bathrooms are locked they are closed for the day. Great! I can't even go in someone else's yard because nobody works on Thanksgiving and everyone is home. There is a tunnel going underneath a highway to the next hole and I think alright, I just found my bathroom!!!! I always carry tissue in my bag so I'm good to go. I tell the other 2 guys in my 4-some to go on thru the tunnel thinking they would stand guard at the other end while I do my business. I'm taking a squat in the middle of the tunnell and it feels so good!!!! I look at the other end as I'm in mid stream and there is 4 old guys watching me. I stop in mid stream and say oh my god, you don't have to watch. We drive to the next hole where our golf buddys are waiting for us. I see some woods behind this house and I say hold on I have to finish. I find a spot and I'm saying ahhhhhh, and I hear a man say hello, he was in his backyard watering his plants with a big smile on his face. I say I'm sorry sir but I have to finish all the bathrooms on the course were locked. I told him bye and continued my round. The maintenace's man's boss found us and delivered the next 12 pack with 4 holes to go so I knew I would make it home to my own cozy bathroom!!!! My mom always said the difference between a man and woman in the real world is when we have to pee on the side of the road, a woman has to show the star and the moon!!!! Now I know exactly what she was talking about. That my friends is one of my funniest golf stories ever. The guys will never let me live this one down and I think about every year on Thanksgiving while I'm on the golf course!

[freeringo]

Ok, my funniest golf story happened on Thanksgiving day. I'm the type of girl who tells the other women in the family to knock themselves out in the kitchen, even if Thanksgiving is at my house, I'm going golfing with the boys! Golf or kitchen work....golf wins everytime! We had an 11am tee time so I pay and ask for a cooler with some beer in it to start celebrating our day. They never opened food and beverage for that day because the pro shop was closing at noon. Now I'm not happy but I say ok and start golfing. I thought this would be so much better with beer so I ask a maintenace man if he will go to the corner and get me a 12 pack for my 4-some and I'll give hime $20. He calls his boss and says ok, but the next 12 pack the boss wants to go for the tip. Ok golf is good, beer is good, my 4-some is good, perfect day. We are ready to make the turn and I run to the clubhouse to use the bathroom. Oh no, the bathrooms are locked they are closed for the day. Great! I can't even go in someone else's yard because nobody works on Thanksgiving and everyone is home. There is a tunnel going underneath a highway to the next hole and I think alright, I just found my bathroom!!!! I always carry tissue in my bag so I'm good to go. I tell the other 2 guys in my 4-some to go on thru the tunnel thinking they would stand guard at the other end while I do my business. I'm taking a squat in the middle of the tunnell and it feels so good!!!! I look at the other end as I'm in mid stream and there is 4 old guys watching me. I stop in mid stream and say oh my god, you don't have to watch. We drive to the next hole where our golf buddys are waiting for us. I see some woods behind this house and I say hold on I have to finish. I find a spot and I'm saying ahhhhhh, and I hear a man say hello, he was in his backyard watering his plants with a big smile on his face. I say I'm sorry sir but I have to finish all the bathrooms on the course were locked. I told him bye and continued my round. The maintenace's man's boss found us and delivered the next 12 pack with 4 holes to go so I knew I would make it home to my own cozy bathroom!!!! My mom always said the difference between a man and woman in the real world is when we have to pee on the side of the road, a woman has to show the star and the moon!!!! Now I know exactly what she was talking about. That my friends is one of my funniest golf stories ever. The guys will never let me live this one down and I think about every year on Thanksgiving while I'm on the golf course!

Talk about peeing in midstream.
I almost pee'd my pants in the middle if your story.
God that was funny.

My wife and I were driving to our cabin one morning and she annouces she has to pee. Well it's 7am and we havent seen a car in 30 min. So I pull over
at the entrance to a picnic ground and she squats in front of the car and no
sooner than she starts going, a pickup with a husband and wife drive down the hill toward us. Well they must of got a good laugh watching my wife scramble for cover and peeing on herself. Till this day she blames me for her embarrassment. Maybe it's because I can't keep a straight face everytime it comes up or we drive by the site again.

[freeringo]

Lol ringo, shouldnt you forfeit for using some kind of manmade help?

The big strappin guy I played with argued the point with several players, to no avail. They even tried to say it wasn't in the fairway so it shouldn't count.
They just had the contest on the wrong hole. The right one for me.

[Pokerkitty6]

I'm sure your wife would understand the part about the woman showing the star and the moon!!!! Always carry extra tissue, never know when you'll be in an emergency situation!!

[Pokerkitty6]

Glo...Congratulations on your hole in one. A memory made to last a lifetime and a story to be told over and over again!!!

[knowledge]

i SURE AM GLAD THIS POST WAS MADE i LOVED THEM ALL

[freeringo]

i SURE AM GLAD THIS POST WAS MADE i LOVED THEM ALL

Hole 13 at Boulder Creek is a par five where the tee box is
tucked away in the trees and you must clear a cuvert some 50 yards
ahead. The other side of the culvert is a good 10 feet above the tee.
Well, I line drive my tee shot right into the side of the bank about 2 feet down from the top. I grab my 5 iron to try and punch out. Standing on the side of the bank I swing and immediatly lose my balance and fall backwards right into 1 foot of water. Barely missing a large pipe in the water, I drag myself out to the laughing delight of my 4some. The ball did come out and 100 yrds up the fairway. So I'm stripping my wet muddy white shirt and shorts, squeezing out the excess water. It's a hot day and I'm good to go.
We finish the round and I'm dry now so we go the bar for a beer, I look a mess.
Little did I know that the little old ladies playing ahead of us saw the whole thing and every eye in the bar was staring at me and then came the applause, then the laughter. It's to go without saying that I didn't have to buy any beers that day.