Favorite Golf Stories

[Pokerkitty6]

I'm sure your wife would understand the part about the woman showing the star and the moon!!!! Always carry extra tissue, never know when you'll be in an emergency situation!!

[Pokerkitty6]

Glo...Congratulations on your hole in one. A memory made to last a lifetime and a story to be told over and over again!!!

[knowledge]

i SURE AM GLAD THIS POST WAS MADE i LOVED THEM ALL

[freeringo]

i SURE AM GLAD THIS POST WAS MADE i LOVED THEM ALL

Hole 13 at Boulder Creek is a par five where the tee box is
tucked away in the trees and you must clear a cuvert some 50 yards
ahead. The other side of the culvert is a good 10 feet above the tee.
Well, I line drive my tee shot right into the side of the bank about 2 feet down from the top. I grab my 5 iron to try and punch out. Standing on the side of the bank I swing and immediatly lose my balance and fall backwards right into 1 foot of water. Barely missing a large pipe in the water, I drag myself out to the laughing delight of my 4some. The ball did come out and 100 yrds up the fairway. So I'm stripping my wet muddy white shirt and shorts, squeezing out the excess water. It's a hot day and I'm good to go.
We finish the round and I'm dry now so we go the bar for a beer, I look a mess.
Little did I know that the little old ladies playing ahead of us saw the whole thing and every eye in the bar was staring at me and then came the applause, then the laughter. It's to go without saying that I didn't have to buy any beers that day.