Favorite Golf Stories

[thenutzaa1]

my first time golfing, i got really drunk and shot a 125. it was fun!!!!!

[knowledge]

I played at a local course and on the 5th hole jumped into a dry ditch about 4ft. deep and was so drunk they had to pull me out. Needless to say my day was done>

[freeringo]

Boulder Creek Country Club California, I am playing in
the firemans invitational. I arrive at the 14th hole
where the long drive contest is at. At this time in my life,
I was a 20 handicap and now I'm a 7. I only carried a 2 wood
and the hole was 325 yards long. The long drive flag was 10 feet
in front of the bunker right in front of the green. A big strappin dude hits
his ball 5 feet from bunker. High fives. I get up there with my 2 wood and hit
a ball way left over the condos. It starts to slice back, even more, it bounces off the cart path. Boing straight up and hits the cart path again,
this time bouncing back toward the fairway and into the front bunker of the green. I won a huge trophy for the longest drive. too funny

[knowledge]

That is too funny. I really enjoy the long cart path bounces, but here the cart paths are in such disrepair that you would stick in them just as soon as you would bounce out. It's horrible on local Myrtle Beach and this area courses. No repair cause of the shrinking market.......

[eejit101]

Lol ringo, shouldnt you forfeit for using some kind of manmade help?

[GloBug]

well my best golf story was yesterday. i got my 1st hole in one with a nasty hang over. 2nd hole and 85 yards with a 3/4 swing 9 iron. hangover gone instantly like i had a bowl of menudo. good times..

[knowledge]

Menudo isn't that pig ***?

[freeringo]

Lol ringo, shouldnt you forfeit for using some kind of manmade help?

The big strappin guy I played with argued the point with several players, to no avail. They even tried to say it wasn't in the fairway so it shouldn't count.
They just had the contest on the wrong hole. The right one for me.

[Pokerkitty6]

I'm sure your wife would understand the part about the woman showing the star and the moon!!!! Always carry extra tissue, never know when you'll be in an emergency situation!!