Im incredibly bored

[eejit101]

link me.

And i cant play poker. Lack of funds on neteller doth sucketh!

[taylovesthebeatles]

link me.

And i cant play poker. Lack of funds on neteller doth sucketh!

https://www.nodepositneeded.com/foru...html#post38245

[thenutzaa1]

you better watch willie jones in that thread....hahahah

[eejit101]

I did, it was sick in a perverted way.

Thats not funny.

[freeringo]

You didn't like willie's belly button talking to you Eej?

[thenutzaa1]

You didn't like willie's belly button talking to you Eej?

how do you not like willie......lol i was laughing about that so hard yesterday

[KaciBlakely]

I did, it was sick in a perverted way.

Thats not funny.

I thought British people liked their humour that way?

Was I wrong?

Say it isn't so.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I thought British people liked their humour that way?

Was I wrong?

Say it isn't so.

So did I, Kaci, so did I.

[KaciBlakely]

So did I, Kaci, so did I.

Again us great minds are thinking alike. I love it so much.

[KaciBlakely]

Driving questions...

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read: Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your
car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too ****-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.

Now it's not Brits but people in California can be dumb too.

This might be my favorite list so far. lol.

[eejit101]

Any chance you can not post that? I just didnt even bother reading it.


And i think kids in pants doing "cardio" is sick and should be banned from the internet.

You ever thought about how many sick freaks will have watched that and thought about him in a sick way? His parents should be ashamed. Or shot. I dont care which.

[vickid]

hahaha

well imma sing you a song now mr.eejit hahah as i know you were singing about me in you're song lolol

the song is splash waterfalls by ludacris on the chicken an beer album


[LUDACRIS + (SANDY COFFEE)]
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I'm bout to throw some game, they both one and the same
Cupid's the one to blame - say it (make love to me)
I'm bout to shed some light, cause each and every night
You gotta do it right - what? (touch, meee!)

[Verse One]
They want it nice and slow, kiss 'em from head to toe
Relax and let it go - say it (make love to me)
They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ***
You gotta make it last - what? (touch, meee!)
Together holdin hands, you out there spendin grands
And makin family plans - say it (make love to me)
Don't have to straighten facts, don't want no strings attached
Just scratches on your BACK - what? (touch, meee!)
Ex's ain't actin right, and you so glad to fight
Dinner's by candlelight - say it (make love to me)
She got a nigga whipped, down to ya fingertips
Tryin that freaky **** - what? (touch, meee!)
Turn on some Babyface, just for your lady's sake
You call her babycakes - say it (make love to me)
Know how to mack a broad, she's on your sack and balls
You call her Jabberjaws - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus]

[Verse Two]
You bout to buy a ring, she needs the finer things
Gucci designer frames - say it (make love to me)
Purchase a nasty flick, wrap up and tie her quick
Know how to drive a stick - what? (touch, meee!)
You both unite as one, you the moon and she's your sun
Your heart's a beating drum - say it (make love to me)
You better not of came, she want to feel the pain
Then hear her scream your name - what? (touch, meee!)
Follow this DICK-tionary, you're both some visionaries
Then do it missionary - say it (make love to me)
I hear 'em call da wild, and do it all the while
Doggy and FROGGY style - what? (touch, meee!)
You in between the sheets, lickin and eatin sweets
And what you find you keep - say it (make love to me)
You do it standin up, orgasms hand 'em up
Y'all just don't GIVE A **** - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus]

[Verse Three]
You wanna tell the world, cause she's your favorite girl
Your diamond and your pearl - say it (make love to me)
Nobody has to know, just keep it on the low
And meet 'em right at fo' - what? (touch, meee!)
Nothin but fights and fussin, plus there's a lot of cussin
Just grab ahold of SOMETHIN - say it (make love to me)
Y'all do that BAD stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropes and HANDCUFFS - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus] haha woot wooot


i got the lyrics off of lyrics007