Im incredibly bored

[eejit101]

So offer time.

1 - If anyone wants some SnG or MTT advice, ill rail them while the play and chat for an hour or two, and give general thoughts and improvements.

2 - If anyone wants me to play a SnG or MTT for them, send me money!

3 - If anyone wants to give me fun things to do online for 2 hours, please post (not ****)

4 - If anyone has a dog, please feed it. ITs hungry

[GloBug]

So offer time.

1 - If anyone wants some SnG or MTT advice, ill rail them while the play and chat for an hour or two, and give general thoughts and improvements.

2 - If anyone wants me to play a SnG or MTT for them, send me money!

3 - If anyone wants to give me fun things to do online for 2 hours, please post (not ****)

4 - If anyone has a dog, please feed it. ITs hungry

here eejit eejit food is ready.

[eejit101]

no matter what i say, your not funny.

You are my BFF tho, so at least thats something

[eejit101]

Bored bored bored. So im singing this song.....

When I see you
I run out of words to say (oh oh)
I wouldn't leave you
'Cause you're that type of girl to make me stay (oh oh)

I see the guys tryna' holla
Girl I don't wanna bother you
'Cause you're independent and you got my attention
Can I be your baby father
Girl I just wanna show you
That I love what you are doin' hun

I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful

You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful


Like the clouds you
Drift me away, far away (yeah)
And like the sun you
Brighten my day, you brighten my day (yeah)
I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie


I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful


You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful


Kardinal told you
Whether the sky blue or yellow
This fella ain't that mellow
If it ain't about you (you)
Hourglass shape make the place go (ooohhh)
Waistline makes my soldier salute
I'mma brute (brute)
High from your high heel game
High heels push up ya *** last name
And you livin' in the fast lane
Eyes like an angel (goddess)
Watch my yellin' as she undress
Spotless (otless) bad to the bone
Make me wanna go put me in the triple X zone (zone)
Lames don't know how to talk to you
So let me walk with you, hold my hand
I'mma spend them grands, but after you undress
Not like a hooker, but more like a princess
Queen, empress, president
Pull any way ya got my love
'Cause your beautiful (okay??)


I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ohh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn beautiful (so beautiful)


You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful

Where'd you come from you're outta this world
To me (ohh ohh)
You're a symbol of what every beautiful woman should be (oooh wee)(ohh ohh)


I never wanna see you cry cry cry (don't cry)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (oh yeah)
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry (ohhhh)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (lieee)


I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ooh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful

[freeringo]

I was going to say play some poker.
But after that song
I think you need to go to bed.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit watch the youtube vids I posted in the workout thread.

[eejit101]

link me.

And i cant play poker. Lack of funds on neteller doth sucketh!

[taylovesthebeatles]

link me.

And i cant play poker. Lack of funds on neteller doth sucketh!

https://www.nodepositneeded.com/foru...html#post38245

[thenutzaa1]

you better watch willie jones in that thread....hahahah

[eejit101]

I did, it was sick in a perverted way.

Thats not funny.

[freeringo]

You didn't like willie's belly button talking to you Eej?

[thenutzaa1]

You didn't like willie's belly button talking to you Eej?

how do you not like willie......lol i was laughing about that so hard yesterday

[KaciBlakely]

I did, it was sick in a perverted way.

Thats not funny.

I thought British people liked their humour that way?

Was I wrong?

Say it isn't so.

[taylovesthebeatles]

I thought British people liked their humour that way?

Was I wrong?

Say it isn't so.

So did I, Kaci, so did I.

[KaciBlakely]

So did I, Kaci, so did I.

Again us great minds are thinking alike. I love it so much.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Again us great minds are thinking alike. I love it so much.

Yay! Go us!

I don't know if you saw, but I won the buy-in today at FullTilt

[KaciBlakely]

Yay! Go us!

I don't know if you saw, but I won the buy-in today at FullTilt

Wow Congrats. Tay. I did not see it as I did not play it but I'm happy for you.

[KaciBlakely]

So offer time.

1 - If anyone wants some SnG or MTT advice, ill rail them while the play and chat for an hour or two, and give general thoughts and improvements.

2 - If anyone wants me to play a SnG or MTT for them, send me money!

3 - If anyone wants to give me fun things to do online for 2 hours, please post (not ****)

4 - If anyone has a dog, please feed it. ITs hungry

Here's something for a british citizen like yourself to think about because you are just so bored.

Subject: course evaluations

These apparently are actual
student evaluations of their college courses. Enjoy.

1. "This class was a religious experience for me...I had to take it all on
faith."

2. "Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."

3. "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."

4. "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."

5. "Textbook is confusing...Someone with a knowledge of English should
proofread it."

6. "Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That's the way
I felt all term."

7. "In class I learn that I can fudge answers and get away with it."

8. "Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot."

9. "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries
to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."

10. "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

11. "In class the syllabus is more important than you are."

12. "I am convinced that you can learn by osmosis by just sitting in his
class."

13. "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"

14. "Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material."

15. "Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was,
where I was, and what I was doing it's a great stress reliever."

16. "He is one of the best teachers I have had...He is well-organized,
presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope my
comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure."

17. "I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They've
got a cool nest in the tree."

18. "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."

19. "This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and
Thursdays."

20. "Most of us spent the 1st 3 weeks terrified of the class. Then
solidarity kicked in."

21. "Bogus number crunching. My HP is exhausted."

22. "The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon."

23. "TA steadily improved throughout the course...I think he started
drinking and it really loosened him up."

24. "Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose--spraying in all
directions--no way to stop it."

25. "I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin
tapes that I used more while doing the problem sets than I would have used
the text."

26. "What's the quality of the text? 'Text is printed on high quality paper.'"


You Brits are hilarious.

Well hope you enjoyed the Eejit and it gets rid of some of the boredom too.

[KaciBlakely]

Driving questions...

The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read: Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your
car?
A: Always wear a condom.

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too ****-faced to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.

Now it's not Brits but people in California can be dumb too.

This might be my favorite list so far. lol.

[eejit101]

Any chance you can not post that? I just didnt even bother reading it.


And i think kids in pants doing "cardio" is sick and should be banned from the internet.

You ever thought about how many sick freaks will have watched that and thought about him in a sick way? His parents should be ashamed. Or shot. I dont care which.

[KaciBlakely]

All I can say is okay. Yeah that's about it.

[eejit101]

Better saying that than posting lots of random stuff!! (yes you can hate me but i just dislike abuse of the system if you can call it that)

[KaciBlakely]

Better saying that than posting lots of random stuff!! (yes you can hate me but i just dislike abuse of the system if you can call it that)

All I'm saying is that if it's abuse of the forum, there is no set number of how many posts you can post a day is there?

And secondly, I'm not in high school, I wouldn't hate you for having, in my opinion, a skewed view on the situation.

And I've only ever cashed in this thing for tourney password, it's not like I'm pulling fifty dollars out of this system every week.

And by the way, I have a career, where I deposit on poker rooms out of my check, buy clothes/makeup/whatever I want to.

I appreciate the system, but don't need to use it to play online poker/buy from amazon/whatever else I could do from the store.

I thought this forum was fun and since I don't play in casinos that's what got me to join in the first place.

I want to see what the rooms were like and try my luck and see what their customer service, etc, is like.

The others are just nice bonuses.

If there are rules about a certain amount of posts a day please tell me and let me know. But as far as I can tell there are not any.

And what I was posting can be as random as ever, because it's in the General Chat.

And the General Chat is for and I quote" This is a place for all general chat. Chat about anything you'd like!"

So if I want to talk about movies, quotes, what I did for the day, my pregnancy scare, inappropriate humour, or whatever, I believe that falls into the above, extremely broad category, does it not?

End of rant.

[vickid]

hahaha

well imma sing you a song now mr.eejit hahah as i know you were singing about me in you're song lolol

the song is splash waterfalls by ludacris on the chicken an beer album


[LUDACRIS + (SANDY COFFEE)]
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I'm bout to throw some game, they both one and the same
Cupid's the one to blame - say it (make love to me)
I'm bout to shed some light, cause each and every night
You gotta do it right - what? (touch, meee!)

[Verse One]
They want it nice and slow, kiss 'em from head to toe
Relax and let it go - say it (make love to me)
They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ***
You gotta make it last - what? (touch, meee!)
Together holdin hands, you out there spendin grands
And makin family plans - say it (make love to me)
Don't have to straighten facts, don't want no strings attached
Just scratches on your BACK - what? (touch, meee!)
Ex's ain't actin right, and you so glad to fight
Dinner's by candlelight - say it (make love to me)
She got a nigga whipped, down to ya fingertips
Tryin that freaky **** - what? (touch, meee!)
Turn on some Babyface, just for your lady's sake
You call her babycakes - say it (make love to me)
Know how to mack a broad, she's on your sack and balls
You call her Jabberjaws - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus]

[Verse Two]
You bout to buy a ring, she needs the finer things
Gucci designer frames - say it (make love to me)
Purchase a nasty flick, wrap up and tie her quick
Know how to drive a stick - what? (touch, meee!)
You both unite as one, you the moon and she's your sun
Your heart's a beating drum - say it (make love to me)
You better not of came, she want to feel the pain
Then hear her scream your name - what? (touch, meee!)
Follow this DICK-tionary, you're both some visionaries
Then do it missionary - say it (make love to me)
I hear 'em call da wild, and do it all the while
Doggy and FROGGY style - what? (touch, meee!)
You in between the sheets, lickin and eatin sweets
And what you find you keep - say it (make love to me)
You do it standin up, orgasms hand 'em up
Y'all just don't GIVE A **** - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus]

[Verse Three]
You wanna tell the world, cause she's your favorite girl
Your diamond and your pearl - say it (make love to me)
Nobody has to know, just keep it on the low
And meet 'em right at fo' - what? (touch, meee!)
Nothin but fights and fussin, plus there's a lot of cussin
Just grab ahold of SOMETHIN - say it (make love to me)
Y'all do that BAD stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropes and HANDCUFFS - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus] haha woot wooot


i got the lyrics off of lyrics007

[eejit101]

All I'm saying is that if it's abuse of the forum, there is no set number of how many posts you can post a day is there?

And secondly, I'm not in high school, I wouldn't hate you for having, in my opinion, a skewed view on the situation.

And I've only ever cashed in this thing for tourney password, it's not like I'm pulling fifty dollars out of this system every week.

And by the way, I have a career, where I deposit on poker rooms out of my check, buy clothes/makeup/whatever I want to.

I appreciate the system, but don't need to use it to play online poker/buy from amazon/whatever else I could do from the store.

I thought this forum was fun and since I don't play in casinos that's what got me to join in the first place.

I want to see what the rooms were like and try my luck and see what their customer service, etc, is like.

The others are just nice bonuses.

If there are rules about a certain amount of posts a day please tell me and let me know. But as far as I can tell there are not any.

And what I was posting can be as random as ever, because it's in the General Chat.

And the General Chat is for and I quote" This is a place for all general chat. Chat about anything you'd like!"

So if I want to talk about movies, quotes, what I did for the day, my pregnancy scare, inappropriate humour, or whatever, I believe that falls into the above, extremely broad category, does it not?

End of rant.

Lets go!

Firstly, notice how i didnt remove the quote tags to give myself extra chips? Thats professionalism there!

Secondly, you said my other post was pointless. Reading what it was again, it was an offer of SnG advice (any my poker analysis is pretty much spot on normally) and asking for links for things to entertain me. How is that wrong? I make like 4 new threads a day.

Thirdly, yes, feel free to post what you like. But coming on here last week after a day at work, and finding 17 new threads all by you about mainly pointless things made me stop reading them. I to be honest, dont care about the 900 threads about quotes, the NDN casino taking your chips, or who is the hottest between 2 people. Notice how i didnt comment.


Fourthy, I didnt say you were in high school. I also know we can all have opinions, the only time ill tell you if yours is wrong, is if its just wrong.

Fifthly, you have a career? Well done?


Mainly - You said you used this syste for the tourney passwords, which approximate on average 600 chips a week. That can be earnt in a week by a snail typing on keys who is just randomly moving along. What you said was also a lie.

As 3 days ago you said - "I post just so i can gamble in the NDN casino, its killing me"

That is not posting for tourney passwords.

This forum is fun, i believe (and this is before i did some helpful tasks for NDN occasionally) that this IS the most generous forum online, and has the most ideas, games, and all kinds of things. The fact i now slightly help out with that makes me proud to work for it and NDN himself.



You also said you wanted to "try rooms out". There are 3 rooms we transfer to. The merge network and FullTilt and Cake.

FullTilt is generally great, with **** customer service, you can see that by simply googling FT or searching on here. I believe i even did some kind of semi-review on it once in a support post. Their structure is awesome but their payout %'s are rubbish.

Merge customer service is better, but i personally hate the sites as their structure sucks, they payout too many places, and the bounty games are insane.

Cake has great support, great structure, great payout %'s, but lack of MTT choice does let them down.



Hows that for a review for you? All that is widely available in here too.

Edit - You said "i can deposit on poker rooms". Assuming you dont cashout, or you wouldnt need to deposit as youd leave an amount on there to continue playing and winning, can i suggest reading some poker posts made in this forum by several very good players and analytical poker brains, and improving your game? That section of the forum has some great knowledge in it, but is overlooked by some people.


Nuff said.

Pwn