Im incredibly bored

[eejit101]

So offer time.

1 - If anyone wants some SnG or MTT advice, ill rail them while the play and chat for an hour or two, and give general thoughts and improvements.

2 - If anyone wants me to play a SnG or MTT for them, send me money!

3 - If anyone wants to give me fun things to do online for 2 hours, please post (not ****)

4 - If anyone has a dog, please feed it. ITs hungry

[GloBug]

So offer time.

1 - If anyone wants some SnG or MTT advice, ill rail them while the play and chat for an hour or two, and give general thoughts and improvements.

2 - If anyone wants me to play a SnG or MTT for them, send me money!

3 - If anyone wants to give me fun things to do online for 2 hours, please post (not ****)

4 - If anyone has a dog, please feed it. ITs hungry

here eejit eejit food is ready.

[eejit101]

no matter what i say, your not funny.

You are my BFF tho, so at least thats something

[eejit101]

Bored bored bored. So im singing this song.....

When I see you
I run out of words to say (oh oh)
I wouldn't leave you
'Cause you're that type of girl to make me stay (oh oh)

I see the guys tryna' holla
Girl I don't wanna bother you
'Cause you're independent and you got my attention
Can I be your baby father
Girl I just wanna show you
That I love what you are doin' hun

I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful

You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful


Like the clouds you
Drift me away, far away (yeah)
And like the sun you
Brighten my day, you brighten my day (yeah)
I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie


I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful


You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful


Kardinal told you
Whether the sky blue or yellow
This fella ain't that mellow
If it ain't about you (you)
Hourglass shape make the place go (ooohhh)
Waistline makes my soldier salute
I'mma brute (brute)
High from your high heel game
High heels push up ya *** last name
And you livin' in the fast lane
Eyes like an angel (goddess)
Watch my yellin' as she undress
Spotless (otless) bad to the bone
Make me wanna go put me in the triple X zone (zone)
Lames don't know how to talk to you
So let me walk with you, hold my hand
I'mma spend them grands, but after you undress
Not like a hooker, but more like a princess
Queen, empress, president
Pull any way ya got my love
'Cause your beautiful (okay??)


I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ohh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn beautiful (so beautiful)


You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful

Where'd you come from you're outta this world
To me (ohh ohh)
You're a symbol of what every beautiful woman should be (oooh wee)(ohh ohh)


I never wanna see you cry cry cry (don't cry)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (oh yeah)
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry (ohhhh)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (lieee)


I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ooh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you

You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful

[freeringo]

I was going to say play some poker.
But after that song
I think you need to go to bed.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit watch the youtube vids I posted in the workout thread.

[KaciBlakely]

So offer time.

1 - If anyone wants some SnG or MTT advice, ill rail them while the play and chat for an hour or two, and give general thoughts and improvements.

2 - If anyone wants me to play a SnG or MTT for them, send me money!

3 - If anyone wants to give me fun things to do online for 2 hours, please post (not ****)

4 - If anyone has a dog, please feed it. ITs hungry

Here's something for a british citizen like yourself to think about because you are just so bored.

Subject: course evaluations

These apparently are actual
student evaluations of their college courses. Enjoy.

1. "This class was a religious experience for me...I had to take it all on
faith."

2. "Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."

3. "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."

4. "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."

5. "Textbook is confusing...Someone with a knowledge of English should
proofread it."

6. "Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That's the way
I felt all term."

7. "In class I learn that I can fudge answers and get away with it."

8. "Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot."

9. "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries
to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."

10. "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."

11. "In class the syllabus is more important than you are."

12. "I am convinced that you can learn by osmosis by just sitting in his
class."

13. "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"

14. "Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material."

15. "Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was,
where I was, and what I was doing it's a great stress reliever."

16. "He is one of the best teachers I have had...He is well-organized,
presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope my
comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure."

17. "I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They've
got a cool nest in the tree."

18. "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."

19. "This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and
Thursdays."

20. "Most of us spent the 1st 3 weeks terrified of the class. Then
solidarity kicked in."

21. "Bogus number crunching. My HP is exhausted."

22. "The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon."

23. "TA steadily improved throughout the course...I think he started
drinking and it really loosened him up."

24. "Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose--spraying in all
directions--no way to stop it."

25. "I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin
tapes that I used more while doing the problem sets than I would have used
the text."

26. "What's the quality of the text? 'Text is printed on high quality paper.'"


You Brits are hilarious.

Well hope you enjoyed the Eejit and it gets rid of some of the boredom too.