Im incredibly bored

[freeringo]

I was going to say play some poker.
But after that song
I think you need to go to bed.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit watch the youtube vids I posted in the workout thread.

[eejit101]

link me.

And i cant play poker. Lack of funds on neteller doth sucketh!

[taylovesthebeatles]

link me.

And i cant play poker. Lack of funds on neteller doth sucketh!

https://www.nodepositneeded.com/foru...html#post38245

[thenutzaa1]

you better watch willie jones in that thread....hahahah

[eejit101]

I did, it was sick in a perverted way.

Thats not funny.

[freeringo]

You didn't like willie's belly button talking to you Eej?

[KaciBlakely]

I did, it was sick in a perverted way.

Thats not funny.

I thought British people liked their humour that way?

Was I wrong?

Say it isn't so.

[vickid]

hahaha

well imma sing you a song now mr.eejit hahah as i know you were singing about me in you're song lolol

the song is splash waterfalls by ludacris on the chicken an beer album


[LUDACRIS + (SANDY COFFEE)]
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I'm bout to throw some game, they both one and the same
Cupid's the one to blame - say it (make love to me)
I'm bout to shed some light, cause each and every night
You gotta do it right - what? (touch, meee!)

[Verse One]
They want it nice and slow, kiss 'em from head to toe
Relax and let it go - say it (make love to me)
They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ***
You gotta make it last - what? (touch, meee!)
Together holdin hands, you out there spendin grands
And makin family plans - say it (make love to me)
Don't have to straighten facts, don't want no strings attached
Just scratches on your BACK - what? (touch, meee!)
Ex's ain't actin right, and you so glad to fight
Dinner's by candlelight - say it (make love to me)
She got a nigga whipped, down to ya fingertips
Tryin that freaky **** - what? (touch, meee!)
Turn on some Babyface, just for your lady's sake
You call her babycakes - say it (make love to me)
Know how to mack a broad, she's on your sack and balls
You call her Jabberjaws - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus]

[Verse Two]
You bout to buy a ring, she needs the finer things
Gucci designer frames - say it (make love to me)
Purchase a nasty flick, wrap up and tie her quick
Know how to drive a stick - what? (touch, meee!)
You both unite as one, you the moon and she's your sun
Your heart's a beating drum - say it (make love to me)
You better not of came, she want to feel the pain
Then hear her scream your name - what? (touch, meee!)
Follow this DICK-tionary, you're both some visionaries
Then do it missionary - say it (make love to me)
I hear 'em call da wild, and do it all the while
Doggy and FROGGY style - what? (touch, meee!)
You in between the sheets, lickin and eatin sweets
And what you find you keep - say it (make love to me)
You do it standin up, orgasms hand 'em up
Y'all just don't GIVE A **** - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus]

[Verse Three]
You wanna tell the world, cause she's your favorite girl
Your diamond and your pearl - say it (make love to me)
Nobody has to know, just keep it on the low
And meet 'em right at fo' - what? (touch, meee!)
Nothin but fights and fussin, plus there's a lot of cussin
Just grab ahold of SOMETHIN - say it (make love to me)
Y'all do that BAD stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropes and HANDCUFFS - what? (touch, meee!)

[Chorus] haha woot wooot


i got the lyrics off of lyrics007