I'm Seriously Contemplating Moving To The USA

[eejit101]

Figured i should post something "origional"

What im thinking is after the end of the summer season here in Blackpool (which is busy and fun) im gonna move there. Not sure where exactly, but i know ill land in MN and go visit our lovely forum admin bloke. From there its a case of finding a job, and accomodation.

Obviously I would want to travel round a bit, so id definatly go down to LA, LV, and NYC, any maybe Chicago (preferably when the Braves are there). Everyone on here is more than welcome to arrnange visitions from your favourite welsh person! (me, jsut incase)

So, what i was wondering is.....

Does anyone know what Id need in order to do this?

I know i need a passport, duh. I know i need a bit of money saved before i come.

Job wise, i can always look when i get there, ill have my croupier license sorted by then so casino work would be fun. Im awesome running a bar, im british too so that shud help. Id do anything as long as its fun...

Do i need a VISA, or insurance, or what?

Anyone know?

If so, let me know!

Post links if they are helpful, or advice, or anything.

[eejit101]

Pretend i am there and asking.

Secondly - yes, if you got lucky

[BnLM5]

Alright I will give you a massage and when i'm done we will talk about the cards.

[eejit101]

Pfft, youll be lucky if we even get to playing cards! lol

[taylovesthebeatles]

Eejit- I talked to my friend who lives in Plymouth and was an Au Pair in America for a while about emigrating to the US, and he told me there were four ways to go about it:

1. Be highly educated and basically say you'll be very useful to the US if you emigrate here.

2. Get a job in the US before entering and have your company sponsor you, ie. endorse your application for a visa

3. Start a business in the US

or

4. Marry an American

I hope this is somewhat helpful for you.

[eejit101]

Very helpful thanks.

I woke up cos a car decided to crash outside my house. Nice of them, selfish people, crashing while people are asleep.

Ive decided to Marry an American.

Heres my options -

NDN - Marry me?
GloBug - Get a divorce and marry me?
Lori - Same as GloBug.
Navtua - Sorry, your not American.
CaliGirl - Meh, i could wake up next to ya every morning
Sassy - No idea if ur nice, but u said im cute so im easy!
Tay - I cant rbing myself to even attempt to spoil what u and klink have.
Anyone else - For Double Stuff Oreos im yours.



Ok, back to sleep, and posibly the insanity ward, for me

[BnLM5]

Very helpful thanks.

I woke up cos a car decided to crash outside my house. Nice of them, selfish people, crashing while people are asleep.

Ive decided to Marry an American.

Heres my options -

NDN - Marry me?
GloBug - Get a divorce and marry me?
Lori - Same as GloBug.
Navtua - Sorry, your not American.
CaliGirl - Meh, i could wake up next to ya every morning
Sassy - No idea if ur nice, but u said im cute so im easy!
Tay - I cant rbing myself to even attempt to spoil what u and klink have.
Anyone else - For Double Stuff Oreos im yours.



Ok, back to sleep, and posibly the insanity ward, for me

GN...

Would it be sad if I found this to be romantic? Hmmmmm?

[GloBug]

lol thats some funny cabbage.

[BnLM5]

I've been thinking and doing a little math and I have figured that.....Sure you woke up! What, did you only sleep for 10 minutes 20 minutes might be pushing it? lol You were practically in the (REM) stage of sleep already. Not..... However, FYI Waking during this stage (REM) should enable you to clearly remember any vivid or lucid dreaming that you may have experienced.

And why do I never come in first ever.... not in Ringo's trivia, not in Chat Box trivia, not here, or there, and not on your Marry me list.....Gawd

[taylovesthebeatles]

That's sweet of you, eejit. Thanks and thanks for making me laugh. Lori are you okay? Try not to be so hard on yourself okay hun? *hugs*

[0maxpower0]

I might be mistaken but i know for a fact that in the US you have to claim your winnings on gambling, lotto and poker annd all that on your taxes. I remember reading that the guy who won the first survivor, richard hatch, never put his winnings on his tax income statement or whatever, and def got nabbed for it. But i was under the impression that in the UK, your winnings on gambling and poker do no have to be claimed on your teaxes. Maybe you could help me out with that one if i am mistaken. But hell, Id take 20-30% of my winnings back for a little bit of rain, and some craazy blokes and mates and all that pip pop cherrio stuff. But really though if I am mistaken please tell me, because I had asdpirations to move to where YOU are and get out of this god foresaken nation-state that is called teh united states of america. If i am wrong, i think ill just save my money and then go move to new zealand and never play poker again. But if im wrong about the UK and not having to claim your poker winnings please holla, cause everything ive looked up and all teh blokes i talked to said that i would not.

[eejit101]

FYI - Britain is not like you see in Mary Poppins.

- We do not pay taxes on winnings. Its nice.

- Tay - yw

- Lori - You are number 1, itd just be too obvious if i kept putting ya att he top. Gotta mix it up

[Pokerkitty6]

I wish we didn't have to pay taxes on our winnings. I guess we just have to pay to play.

[BnLM5]

I wish we didn't have to pay taxes on our winnings. I guess we just have to pay to play.

No kidding we pay taxes on every thing, or so it seems!

[freeringo]

I really think that Eejit needs 2 weeks at my cabin
before he enters the real world U.S.
He needs to regroup.
I sense alot of turmoil in his spirit right now.
I will concentrate on you today bro to try and help ya.

[eejit101]

Cool... i have no idea how thatll help but thanks!

[freeringo]

Cool... i have no idea how thatll help but thanks!

It would help if you were receptive.
Like busting a coconut on a rock with you.

ENLIGHTEN UP

[eejit101]

Im receptive!

Im testing too. Busy busy

[woohoosue]

ok the way i look at it ..... sounds like u need to fly in ..... stay at cabin..... look around see if u like us(US)..... BBQ with glo and lori ....see if you like Lori ..... from there make plans for marriage or go home and fill out paaper work for job you scoped out while here oh and buy a braves hat once you get here you schmuck...start supporting our economy.... i'm ok with u coming here ..... as an imagrant goes we could do worse gl guy US could use another funny guy so bring it

[taylovesthebeatles]

lol I feel kind of sorry for Lori's husband in all of this! I'll leave everything up to eejit and Lori though- if they want to get married, that sounds good to me. And I agree with Sue, eejit would definitely be a positive addition to this country (although I personally would love to live in England, lol).

[eejit101]

Hmmm, we would need to check with her Husband first. Thats only fair.

And of course the US needs me.

[BnLM5]

lol I feel kind of sorry for Lori's husband in all of this! I'll leave everything up to eejit and Lori though- if they want to get married, that sounds good to me. And I agree with Sue, eejit would definitely be a positive addition to this country (although I personally would love to live in England, lol).

Don't feel sorry for any body! Really people make theirs beds and people get to sleep in them including me. And eejjjjj would def be a possitive addition to this country.

[eejit101]

eeeeeeejjjjjj lol!!!

Id be a positive addition to anywhere!!

Glo's BBQ.
Tays wedding.
NDNs house.
Lori's lovelife.
Ringos cabin.


You name it, id rock it.

[BnLM5]

Hmmm, we would need to check with her Husband first. Thats only fair.

And of course the US needs me.

Hmmm Prob not a good idea fair or not. And needs ??? NO! Maybe more like wants??? there is a difference!

[eejit101]

How about both???

[taylovesthebeatles]

eeeeeeejjjjjj lol!!!

Id be a positive addition to anywhere!!

Glo's BBQ.
Tays wedding.
NDNs house.
Lori's lovelife.
Ringos cabin.


You name it, id rock it.

Dude I'd so love to have you bartend at our reception. That would be amaaaazing. Do you have any DJ'ing skills too? Eejit would make it the most kickass reception ever! I'm this close to demanding you do it!