I have serious ones (none of these are jokes)

1 - Quit smoking by May
2 - Actually make a poker profit plan and stick to it for f***ing once.
3 - Either work abroad again this year, or visit Vegas in October (all invited)
4 - Find a new girl (Split up with mine in September, havent even looked since. Get ots of offers doing what i do, but they are either too drunk, too ugly (yeah yeah i know personality, but come on.... theres gotta be a comprimise) too boring ( im intelligent, thick peope frustrate me, or too girlie. (How much of an asshole do i sound?)
5 - Win a WSOP prelim event seat. NOt difficult, its jsut getting down to doing it
6 - Become an NDN mod again (seriously)
7 - Have more fun