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What is the stupidest pick up line you have ever heard?
A couple of weeks ago I was at Gold Country Casino, and this guy came up to me and said, "can I ask you a question?" I said, "Okay." He said, "have you ever seen a dime screwen a nickle?" I said, "No, I can't say that I have." So he opens his hand and in it he has a dime, screw and a nickel. lol How stupid is that? lol But it did make me laugh.
This one isn't trying to be clever or witty or anything like that but one time in a high school dance this guy who I guess was crushing on me and wanting me to dance with him kept asking me if I was bored. And that's it. I'm pretty sure I didn't look bored, lol.
I love it! Don't lie to us Lori, you took him home didn't you?Quote:
Originally Posted by BnLM5
Here are my favorite two that I've heard (though they make more sense if they are explained in person.
1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.
2: A man asks a lady "What winks and screws like a tiger?" The lady says she doesn't know. The man then winks.
NDN is searchin for a screw right now.... he always has a dime and a nickle....Quote:
Originally Posted by nodepositneeded
look out Montana girls here he comes....
you are from mountain region ,,it will be cold there soon...my all time cheesy line was "If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me"
Go get em NDN!
ok yours were better..im still laughing
how about this, in a bar and somebody walks up to another person and says "let's go" this person says "let me finish my drink first" and the reply is "no, NOW" ... lol, i was the person saying "let's got" and guess what he put down his drink after i said no, NOW and we left... how corny is that... but it worked, something for the other females out there to think about, it doesn't always have to be the man who has the stupid pick up lines.
Shouldn't it be "screws like a lion"? Those dudes f*ck at least 70 times a day or something, I think.Quote:
Originally Posted by nodepositneeded
That is what I did not do!Quote:
Originally Posted by nodepositneeded
I had a guy ask me once at a bar if he should take a number. That was kind of flattering, so I danced with him. But then he had to go and say so are we going to bump uglies tonight. Totally turned me off so bad! I was like, OMG that was so gross.
Oh god that's horrible! I'd rather some guy come up to me and ask me to f*ck him than that, lol. That's just disgusting, sorry.Quote:
Originally Posted by BnLM5
LOL, how about this, when i was in high school many many years ago (and my 1st name is Sonya), I guess you could say I was cute. I was on the high school girls basketball team, and one of the best players, I was slim, smart (making the honor roll) and normally taking home a trophy every tournament.. one of the guys on our boys team (who by the way was not even close to cute) used to always yell down the school hallways when we'd be changing classes "Sonya I wanna get on yah" it bothered me for months and then one day without thinking I just yelled out "take a number, you MIGHT be next" i know that doesn't make me sound like a good girl, but that shut that ******** up. lol
well i didint use a pick up line when i was single. i usually used a whole lot of liquor. that worked the best for me. :sifone:
ok so not that guy either....tell us one that ends in you getting picked up...Quote:
Originally Posted by BnLM5
The second one is great.Quote:
Originally Posted by nodepositneeded
For this type of thread or not.
I hate the old cliche one I used to get.
Where a guy would just start huffing and puffing.
I said what's wrong?
And he said, well I know I've been running through your head since you got here, so damn girl!, I must be tired.
I laughed but thought it was a lame attempt.
That is funny that you ask Sue, I don't know really, but I will think on it. I'll tell ya I have picked some winners. My guess I never went for one with a pick up line or a guy that put out any effort. I think I wanted the ones I had a challenge with. Go figure?Quote:
Originally Posted by woohoosue
and the corny ones guys get off of tv... "how you doin?" or "did it hurt when you fell from heaven because you're an angel" come on guys, say what your drunk head feels, lol, that might work better!
Your are right twenty47.
The drunken pick up lines that just come up are the ones that are better than the ones that people copy off tv.
Here's a funny one I heard at a bar.
I will show your boobs more attention than Michael Jackson's death has gotten in the tabloids.
Retard nation yeah?
What has 2 thumbs and loves blowjobs.....
**point both thumbs at yourself** "This guy"
omg i would so have jumped on that one....Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
I knew when i saw eejit had responded, i was gonna get some real gem...
I respond well to "you want it doggystyle"
woof howl woof
:beatdeadhorse5::drool5:
The last real pick up line I remember hearing was "the cops are at the door".
go up to a women and ask her is your name Gillette, cuz your the best a man can get.
i have heard a few in my days hahah some of these are pretty funny but here are mine
1. excuse me how do u like your eggs ? so i know what to make u for breakfast in the morning ..... lol
2.is that a mirror in your pants ? why ..? cause i can see me self in them haha ?
3.walk up and check the tag of her shirt she asks what ur doign be like was just checking and yup says perfect hahah soo cheesy
4. as ur talking to her him lick ur finger and touch there clothes they say wat u do that for well .. lets go back to my place and get u outta those wet cloths hahah
well thats my little bit of an instalment
caio for now guys
Number 4 is brilliant, I mean brilliant.Quote:
Originally Posted by vickid
i know i know i used to be quiet the little playa hahah
one more for to day
you walk up to someone and say
excuse but u have a beep on your nose ....
a what ...
slowley reach up and squeeze nose and say BEEEP!!!
This one might work on teenagers LMAOQuote:
Originally Posted by vickid
I thought that one was kind of cute.
i acctually used it on ashley to break the ice when we first met haha and july 24 was our 1 year aniversery
Yea that's pretty lame but funny.
I think I've had some pretty absurd pick up lines happen to me. It always happens when I'm at a party and there are those guys who are just weight lifters and big and buff who think they can just hit on any girl that they please.
It's really annoying because the last thing that I would want to hook up with someone or date someone through is a pick up line. I like gentlemen who can keep their composure around women and are respectful to women.
I know there are a lot of girls who dress like slu*s or whatever and I also think that they are looking for that sort of attention. I'm just not one of those girls and I don't dress like them either. I do like attention but in a casual or formal way. It was the way that my dad brought me up and I find a lot of my friends in relationships from pick up lines that are unhappy and end up feeling bad about themselves or the relationship is leading to a dead end while they are still in it.
lol,i love them all but ND's
1: A man sits in front of a beautiful lady and rubs his face with both hands repeatedly until said lady asks what he's doing. The man promptly replies that he is clearing a place for the lady to sit.
thats a classic, I thought we were doing the worst, most of them were great,now some of you may not have seen my pick here but i have sandy brown,actually red thus "Lilred " hair.I do tan but am a little pale for a guy with the last name of Perez,so when I used to troll,lol try to pick up girls,this is rather crude so sorry ladies.I would say: "Hey sweetie do you have any Puerto rican in you, she would say no,and I would say would you like some" needless to say 85% of the time it failed, but.... Its almost as bad as Hey baby wanna f..., anyways forgive the spelling as I am a hillbilly. Some here call me a Rednexian.
I like yours vickid, they are cute! Thanks for sharing those.
Sassy loves eejit then
At least you put this in the perfect thread! lolQuote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
I thought my pick up lines were bad until I was with a friend of mine, a black woman, and heard some of the pick up lines she was assaulted with. The two worst were "Yo brown n' serve" and "How now brown cow?" I couldn't believe it. She said she was used to it.
i used to get "you have the biggest brown eyes" one guy came up to me and told me i had cow eyes..... I told him "Why would you walk all this way to get rejected?" .. he looked at me like he hadnt insulted me....lol