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So offer time.
1 - If anyone wants some SnG or MTT advice, ill rail them while the play and chat for an hour or two, and give general thoughts and improvements.
2 - If anyone wants me to play a SnG or MTT for them, send me money!
3 - If anyone wants to give me fun things to do online for 2 hours, please post (not ****)
4 - If anyone has a dog, please feed it. ITs hungry
here eejit eejit food is ready.Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
no matter what i say, your not funny.
You are my BFF tho, so at least thats something
Bored bored bored. So im singing this song.....
When I see you
I run out of words to say (oh oh)
I wouldn't leave you
'Cause you're that type of girl to make me stay (oh oh)
I see the guys tryna' holla
Girl I don't wanna bother you
'Cause you're independent and you got my attention
Can I be your baby father
Girl I just wanna show you
That I love what you are doin' hun
I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
Like the clouds you
Drift me away, far away (yeah)
And like the sun you
Brighten my day, you brighten my day (yeah)
I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie
I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you, yeah
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
You're so beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Beautiful
Kardinal told you
Whether the sky blue or yellow
This fella ain't that mellow
If it ain't about you (you)
Hourglass shape make the place go (ooohhh)
Waistline makes my soldier salute
I'mma brute (brute)
High from your high heel game
High heels push up ya *** last name
And you livin' in the fast lane
Eyes like an angel (goddess)
Watch my yellin' as she undress
Spotless (otless) bad to the bone
Make me wanna go put me in the triple X zone (zone)
Lames don't know how to talk to you
So let me walk with you, hold my hand
I'mma spend them grands, but after you undress
Not like a hooker, but more like a princess
Queen, empress, president
Pull any way ya got my love
'Cause your beautiful (okay??)
I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ohh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful (so beautiful)
So damn beautiful (so beautiful)
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
beautiful
You're so beautiful
Where'd you come from you're outta this world
To me (ohh ohh)
You're a symbol of what every beautiful woman should be (oooh wee)(ohh ohh)
I never wanna see you cry cry cry (don't cry)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (oh yeah)
Said I never wanna see you cry cry cry (ohhhh)
And I never wanna tell a lie lie lie (lieee)
I see you in the club
You gettin' down good
I wanna get with you (ooh yeah)
I see you in the club
You showin' thugs love
I wanna get with you
You're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
Said you're so beautiful
So damn beautiful
You're so beautiful
I was going to say play some poker.
But after that song
I think you need to go to bed.
Eejit watch the youtube vids I posted in the workout thread.
link me.
And i cant play poker. Lack of funds on neteller doth sucketh!
https://www.nodepositneeded.com/foru...html#post38245Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
you better watch willie jones in that thread....hahahah
I did, it was sick in a perverted way.
Thats not funny.
You didn't like willie's belly button talking to you Eej?
how do you not like willie......lol i was laughing about that so hard yesterdayQuote:
Originally Posted by freeringo
I thought British people liked their humour that way?Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Was I wrong?
Say it isn't so.
So did I, Kaci, so did I.Quote:
Originally Posted by KaciBlakely
Again us great minds are thinking alike. I love it so much.Quote:
Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
Yay! Go us!Quote:
Originally Posted by KaciBlakely
I don't know if you saw, but I won the buy-in today at FullTilt :D
Wow Congrats. Tay. I did not see it as I did not play it but I'm happy for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
Here's something for a british citizen like yourself to think about because you are just so bored.Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
Subject: course evaluations
These apparently are actual
student evaluations of their college courses. Enjoy.
1. "This class was a religious experience for me...I had to take it all on
faith."
2. "Text makes a satisfying 'thud' when dropped on the floor."
3. "The class is worthwhile because I need it for the degree."
4. "His blackboard technique puts Rembrandt to shame."
5. "Textbook is confusing...Someone with a knowledge of English should
proofread it."
6. "Have you ever fell asleep in class and awoke in another? That's the way
I felt all term."
7. "In class I learn that I can fudge answers and get away with it."
8. "Keep lecturer or tenure board will be shot."
9. "The recitation instructor would make a good parking lot attendant. Tries
to tell you where to go, but you can never understand him."
10. "Text is useless. I use it to kill roaches in my room."
11. "In class the syllabus is more important than you are."
12. "I am convinced that you can learn by osmosis by just sitting in his
class."
13. "Help! I've fallen asleep and I can't wake up!"
14. "Problem sets are a decoy to lure you away from potential exam material."
15. "Recitation was great. It was so confusing that I forgot who I was,
where I was, and what I was doing it's a great stress reliever."
16. "He is one of the best teachers I have had...He is well-organized,
presents good lectures, and creates interest in the subject. I hope my
comments don't hurt his chances of getting tenure."
17. "I would sit in class and stare out the window at the squirrels. They've
got a cool nest in the tree."
18. "He teaches like Speedy Gonzalez on a caffeine high."
19. "This course kept me out of trouble from 2-4:30 on Tuesdays and
Thursdays."
20. "Most of us spent the 1st 3 weeks terrified of the class. Then
solidarity kicked in."
21. "Bogus number crunching. My HP is exhausted."
22. "The absolute value of the TA was less than epsilon."
23. "TA steadily improved throughout the course...I think he started
drinking and it really loosened him up."
24. "Information was presented like a ruptured fire hose--spraying in all
directions--no way to stop it."
25. "I never bought the text. My $60 was better spent on the Led Zeppelin
tapes that I used more while doing the problem sets than I would have used
the text."
26. "What's the quality of the text? 'Text is printed on high quality paper.'"
You Brits are hilarious.
Well hope you enjoyed the Eejit and it gets rid of some of the boredom too.
Driving questions...
The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school (read: Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)
Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at
the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying,
"Guns don't kill people. I do."
Q: What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your
car?
A: Always wear a condom.
Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too ****-faced to find your keys.
Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk
driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer
drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if he/she is cute.
Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a
flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.
Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would hard to be a dickhead all day long.
Now it's not Brits but people in California can be dumb too.
This might be my favorite list so far. lol.
Any chance you can not post that? I just didnt even bother reading it.
And i think kids in pants doing "cardio" is sick and should be banned from the internet.
You ever thought about how many sick freaks will have watched that and thought about him in a sick way? His parents should be ashamed. Or shot. I dont care which.
All I can say is okay. Yeah that's about it.
Better saying that than posting lots of random stuff!! (yes you can hate me but i just dislike abuse of the system if you can call it that)
All I'm saying is that if it's abuse of the forum, there is no set number of how many posts you can post a day is there?Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
And secondly, I'm not in high school, I wouldn't hate you for having, in my opinion, a skewed view on the situation.
And I've only ever cashed in this thing for tourney password, it's not like I'm pulling fifty dollars out of this system every week.
And by the way, I have a career, where I deposit on poker rooms out of my check, buy clothes/makeup/whatever I want to.
I appreciate the system, but don't need to use it to play online poker/buy from amazon/whatever else I could do from the store.
I thought this forum was fun and since I don't play in casinos that's what got me to join in the first place.
I want to see what the rooms were like and try my luck and see what their customer service, etc, is like.
The others are just nice bonuses.
If there are rules about a certain amount of posts a day please tell me and let me know. But as far as I can tell there are not any.
And what I was posting can be as random as ever, because it's in the General Chat.
And the General Chat is for and I quote" This is a place for all general chat. Chat about anything you'd like!"
So if I want to talk about movies, quotes, what I did for the day, my pregnancy scare, inappropriate humour, or whatever, I believe that falls into the above, extremely broad category, does it not?
End of rant.
hahaha
well imma sing you a song now mr.eejit hahah as i know you were singing about me in you're song lolol
the song is splash waterfalls by ludacris on the chicken an beer album
[LUDACRIS + (SANDY COFFEE)]
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Say it (make love to me)
Ohhhh! Ohhhh! Ohhhh! What? (touch, meee!)
[Chorus: repeat 2X]
I'm bout to throw some game, they both one and the same
Cupid's the one to blame - say it (make love to me)
I'm bout to shed some light, cause each and every night
You gotta do it right - what? (touch, meee!)
[Verse One]
They want it nice and slow, kiss 'em from head to toe
Relax and let it go - say it (make love to me)
They want it now and fast, grabbin and smackin ***
You gotta make it last - what? (touch, meee!)
Together holdin hands, you out there spendin grands
And makin family plans - say it (make love to me)
Don't have to straighten facts, don't want no strings attached
Just scratches on your BACK - what? (touch, meee!)
Ex's ain't actin right, and you so glad to fight
Dinner's by candlelight - say it (make love to me)
She got a nigga whipped, down to ya fingertips
Tryin that freaky **** - what? (touch, meee!)
Turn on some Babyface, just for your lady's sake
You call her babycakes - say it (make love to me)
Know how to mack a broad, she's on your sack and balls
You call her Jabberjaws - what? (touch, meee!)
[Chorus]
[Verse Two]
You bout to buy a ring, she needs the finer things
Gucci designer frames - say it (make love to me)
Purchase a nasty flick, wrap up and tie her quick
Know how to drive a stick - what? (touch, meee!)
You both unite as one, you the moon and she's your sun
Your heart's a beating drum - say it (make love to me)
You better not of came, she want to feel the pain
Then hear her scream your name - what? (touch, meee!)
Follow this DICK-tionary, you're both some visionaries
Then do it missionary - say it (make love to me)
I hear 'em call da wild, and do it all the while
Doggy and FROGGY style - what? (touch, meee!)
You in between the sheets, lickin and eatin sweets
And what you find you keep - say it (make love to me)
You do it standin up, orgasms hand 'em up
Y'all just don't GIVE A **** - what? (touch, meee!)
[Chorus]
[Verse Three]
You wanna tell the world, cause she's your favorite girl
Your diamond and your pearl - say it (make love to me)
Nobody has to know, just keep it on the low
And meet 'em right at fo' - what? (touch, meee!)
Nothin but fights and fussin, plus there's a lot of cussin
Just grab ahold of SOMETHIN - say it (make love to me)
Y'all do that BAD stuff, she like it rammed up
Ropes and HANDCUFFS - what? (touch, meee!)
[Chorus] haha woot wooot
i got the lyrics off of lyrics007
Quote:
Originally Posted by KaciBlakely
Lets go!
Firstly, notice how i didnt remove the quote tags to give myself extra chips? Thats professionalism there!
Secondly, you said my other post was pointless. Reading what it was again, it was an offer of SnG advice (any my poker analysis is pretty much spot on normally) and asking for links for things to entertain me. How is that wrong? I make like 4 new threads a day.
Thirdly, yes, feel free to post what you like. But coming on here last week after a day at work, and finding 17 new threads all by you about mainly pointless things made me stop reading them. I to be honest, dont care about the 900 threads about quotes, the NDN casino taking your chips, or who is the hottest between 2 people. Notice how i didnt comment.
Fourthy, I didnt say you were in high school. I also know we can all have opinions, the only time ill tell you if yours is wrong, is if its just wrong.
Fifthly, you have a career? Well done?
Mainly - You said you used this syste for the tourney passwords, which approximate on average 600 chips a week. That can be earnt in a week by a snail typing on keys who is just randomly moving along. What you said was also a lie.
As 3 days ago you said - "I post just so i can gamble in the NDN casino, its killing me"
That is not posting for tourney passwords.
This forum is fun, i believe (and this is before i did some helpful tasks for NDN occasionally) that this IS the most generous forum online, and has the most ideas, games, and all kinds of things. The fact i now slightly help out with that makes me proud to work for it and NDN himself.
You also said you wanted to "try rooms out". There are 3 rooms we transfer to. The merge network and FullTilt and Cake.
FullTilt is generally great, with **** customer service, you can see that by simply googling FT or searching on here. I believe i even did some kind of semi-review on it once in a support post. Their structure is awesome but their payout %'s are rubbish.
Merge customer service is better, but i personally hate the sites as their structure sucks, they payout too many places, and the bounty games are insane.
Cake has great support, great structure, great payout %'s, but lack of MTT choice does let them down.
Hows that for a review for you? All that is widely available in here too.
Edit - You said "i can deposit on poker rooms". Assuming you dont cashout, or you wouldnt need to deposit as youd leave an amount on there to continue playing and winning, can i suggest reading some poker posts made in this forum by several very good players and analytical poker brains, and improving your game? That section of the forum has some great knowledge in it, but is overlooked by some people.
Nuff said.
Pwn
wow....... very very nice comment back mr.eejit and i should listen some times on no cashing my whole bankrollQuote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
and the bounty games on merge are the only reason i play there as the cater to my style of tourney play obviously as a few other members have posted about me in these games
as for kc you do post alot of usless threads as i do but u need to put some more thought into your post or you will find your self in the minus just like i get all the time and its no fun being in the minus as for taking off the quotes off some one elses post thats bad ju ju kc your better than that i know i did it the other day but comp was glitching well im just rambling now soo play on merge its the best hahaha
Honestly Kaci I have to agree with vickid on this one. Thanks vickid for saying it so nicely, that was kind of you. I know how much you love this forum Kaci and I want everyone to value your presence here like you value everyone else's!Quote:
Originally Posted by vickid
thanx tay well i have messed with the forum before and nothing good comes from it and if we keepp getting people who abuse the forum we might have the chip thing taken away from us and that would not be good for ne one even ndn because people might not sign up it is a treat an incentive not a promiss i think of it like tips from a resturant you do a good job and a certin % of the sales get pooled up and u get them every 2 weeks but here if u put in some solid advice and be active in the forum u could make 100s of dollars a month i could easily ecpecially if i stay off the bj in the casino hahahQuote:
Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
yeah I've been averaging 100 every month or two just in chips. Still have yet to make money doing the poker thing, although winning the buy-in yesterday helped. I think it's important for you to give advice vickid because you are one of us who has seen what abusing the chip system can do, and as you say it's not good. Kaci, please don't misunderstand us, we love you here and want you to keep posting okay? I think vickid made a really good analogy about the tips. Just make valuable posts with original content, the original content here is key, and I think you'll be just fine. Plus you might generate some response to your posts, which is always a positive thing. NDN rewards posts that keep forum members interested and participating, trust me on that one.Quote:
Originally Posted by vickid
My firstly to your firstly-Quote:
Originally Posted by eejit101
When Did I remove quotes? As far as I know when you quote someone you just pull what they said down but you do not get chips for it and I did not remove quotes from anything that I know. If you find that wrong and think I was personally trying to abuse the system point the thread out to me where I did and after I see it, I'll ask NDN to remove it because I'm not trying
Secondly, I can have an opinion on a thread and if I think it is pointless I am allowed to say I think it is pointless. That is my right and my opinion after all.
Thirdly, just because you see my name in the last post/reply section does not mean I posted that thread. It's simply that I just replied to it. And I don't think you're threads are all that great, but I try to respond and find something nice and encouraging in it. And when I post threads I'm not the only one to reply so other people in the community are reading it. And how many threads about the blackjack are there? They are not just from me.
Fourthly, you can't tell me my opinion is wrong. Just different from yours as it's my opinion, coming from my mind, and in my mind it just so happens to be right and not wrong.
Fifthly, I do have a career. What do you do again? Bartend? Wow, so you're successful?
As saying I use it just to gamble in the casino, you obviously do not know what sarcasm, or satire is.
Here's a hint use a dictionary to look up the words and then find a sense of humour. It might do well to put the two together after you do so.
I said casino/rooms, therefore didn't mean the poker. I found out about the bonuses and that's how I found the site.
The ndn casino bonuses, not the poker rooms hello. So I don't need to search full tilt or anything. Thanks.
And lastly I said I can deposit, not that I haven't ever cashed out. You were implying I was using the system to get poker money so that's what I was saying you were wrong about. Some people just build a bankroll using the chips system, I know and have pm'ed some people about it so I was negating that image from becoming bestowed upon by you and others onto me.
And you do not know if I have cashed out or not so it's a bit rude to say that if I were a better player I could cash out more, excuse me, I have cashed out.
And lastly, this is all entertainment, as in I do not need to do this to make money, have a happy life, etc.
Now who's a ****
I believe it would be me.
The way I see it, is if people are responding it is not completely useless. I have no problem with the chip deductions or anything. Hell, this is fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by taylovesthebeatles
I'm not misunderstanding but in my opinion eejit can do know wrong, and well he is human so he can, and he's not superior to everyone just because he is a mod.
That's my opinion. And I don't think it's wrong. You can if you do but I don't so I'm sticking to it.
And this is just a conversation. No drama to be started.
I swear, not my intentions although between eejit and me it looks dramatic.
You're the one who insulted me by asking that I had a career in the first part. Not that there is anything wrong with it, but don't insult me first, and I won't insult you back.
I found an easier way of having to read your thoughts on this......
And its done.