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Thread: Im Dying

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    Default Im Dying

    If i vanish, its cos i died.

    Weirdly this is a 84% serious post.

    Im unsure as to what it is, but im pretty sure im sick.

    Gg eej
    Last edited by eejit101; 05-25-2009 at 05:27 PM.

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    No need to spam the forum with your last few moments.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    If i vanish, its cos i died.

    Weirdly this is a 85% serious post.

    Im unsure as to what it is, but im pretty sure im sick.

    Gg eej
    Give those sick germ eejits a bad beat!

    Hope it isn't the piggy flu.

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    the left side of my head feels like a chicken lives inside it.

    My back feels like a 24 year old woman's feet on a night out in 4 inch heels.

    My feet just hurt.


    Random shhooting pains FTFL (for the f******g loss)

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    the left side of my head feels like a chicken lives inside it.

    My back feels like a 24 year old woman's feet on a night out in 4 inch heels.

    My feet just hurt.


    Random shhooting pains FTFL (for the f******g loss)
    Those are horrible indeed! :(

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    Default f choo

    I thought you didn't have to do bathrooms anymore.
    Must of been the Irish patrons.

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    Sounds like Pork Fever.

    Definitely Pork Fever.

    You gotta leave those bigger girls alone when your in heels.

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    can we get wha you got ? hope not...... get well guy ...... how you gonna be all suave and fecal matter with the ladies when u feel this way.....

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    Fecal matter??

    Huh?

    And who said i was suave. Im not James Bond.

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    hey that reminds me of something.....i thot i put verlander up today and then i get there and hes on the bench ...you aint pulling any funny business there are you? and stop changing my posts.... i find them funny just as they are....no adding that Welch humor...

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    What post of yours did i change?

    By Verlander i assume u meant he Det Tigers SP, and you put him on the SP and he is on the bench?

    Are you f**king kidding me? You think i somehow hack your password for yahoo and change your team about? I dont get that comment but ok....

    (you realise if you go to a certain day and change your lineup, then go BACK a day or two and maybe change one spot there, that all your future changes will be reset again?)


    If you think i cheat somehow, or in anyway know your password, either change it or quit.



    ANd dear god - Its WELSH. Who the hell is Welch?

    I dont get "Ameri"k"an Humour"

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    What post of yours did i change?

    By Verlander i assume u meant he Det Tigers SP, and you put him on the SP and he is on the bench?

    Are you f**king kidding me? You think i somehow hack your password for yahoo and change your team about? I dont get that comment but ok....

    (you realise if you go to a certain day and change your lineup, then go BACK a day or two and maybe change one spot there, that all your future changes will be reset again?)


    If you think i cheat somehow, or in anyway know your password, either change it or quit.



    ANd dear god - Its WELSH. Who the hell is Welch?

    I dont get "Ameri"k"an Humour"
    I think she meant changing "sh*t" to "fecal matter"

    And yes, Welch is grape juice.

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    did u put fecal matter in my post?

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    i ddint say **** either,,,so it was added not changed for sensitive ears

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    wow he sure gets cranky when hes in pain ...good thing he isnt a woman ......having a baby would just about due him in

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    ok im going to bed now ..cub lost ....you are being mean to me.....im going home!

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo sue View Post
    wow he sure gets cranky when hes in pain ...good thing he isnt a woman ......having a baby would just about due him in
    Oh man I'd love to see him try and deal with that haha!

    Or maybe I wouldn't. Eejit with PMS sounds terrifying as hell

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    Im cranky cos i dont like being accused of cheating.

    And if your an educated person.....

    At the bottom of the posts that you think have been edited it will say if it has. If i edited it, it was say "edited by eejit101 at 11:41pm" or something like that, usualy with a litle comment as to why ive done it.

    If NDN has edited it, as he is Forum Admin, it wont say anything, so thats how you know whose edited it.

    Feel free now to go back and check this.

    your 0/2.

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    if there was going to be a crying contest how come its just you two?

    i'm not saying anyone could even compete at this level when, you guys are obviously

    turning pro. just curious.

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    come on sue u actually think he would do it. i dont think so. bad move. i hope u were joking. well anyways eejit dont die i need u. ur my best friend across the pond. id be lost with out u. well your fine your just being a drama queen, not a good look. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Glo Bug View Post
    come on sue u actually think he would do it. i dont think so. bad move. i hope u were joking. well anyways eejit dont die i need u. ur my best friend across the pond. id be lost with out u. well your fine your just being a drama queen, not a good look. lol
    Awww. You two are adorable, lol.

    In all seriousness, I hope you get better too, eejit, and fast! It is definitely noticeable around here when you're gone for a while.

    And I honestly thought you had edited sue's post, I didn't know that it wouldn't say it had been edited if NDN did the editing. Mea culpa.

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    Take a week off pal.
    We don't need ya here spreading your germs around.
    All this get well crap is nausiating.
    You got till June, then we will check up on ya.
    Go back to sleep.

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    Quote Originally Posted by woohoo sue View Post
    i ddint say **** either,,,so it was added not changed for sensitive ears
    I changed the original word **** to fecal matter mainly as a joke, but also to limit the swearing in the forum (taylovesthebeatles sent me a private message asking if I could minimize the swearing otherwise she would stop posting in the forum).

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    Lol..........

    IF only that were true.

    And im still ill.

    But always happy

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    Quote Originally Posted by nodepositneeded View Post
    I changed the original word **** to fecal matter mainly as a joke, but also to limit the swearing in the forum (taylovesthebeatles sent me a private message asking if I could minimize the swearing otherwise she would stop posting in the forum).
    Ahahahaha, riiight...

    I know I'm a girl, but I can take the swearing and also dish it out like any guy!

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