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    the left side of my head feels like a chicken lives inside it.

    My back feels like a 24 year old woman's feet on a night out in 4 inch heels.

    My feet just hurt.


    Random shhooting pains FTFL (for the f******g loss)

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    Quote Originally Posted by eejit101 View Post
    the left side of my head feels like a chicken lives inside it.

    My back feels like a 24 year old woman's feet on a night out in 4 inch heels.

    My feet just hurt.


    Random shhooting pains FTFL (for the f******g loss)
    Those are horrible indeed! :(

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    Default f choo

    I thought you didn't have to do bathrooms anymore.
    Must of been the Irish patrons.

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    Sounds like Pork Fever.

    Definitely Pork Fever.

    You gotta leave those bigger girls alone when your in heels.

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    can we get wha you got ? hope not...... get well guy ...... how you gonna be all suave and fecal matter with the ladies when u feel this way.....

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    Fecal matter??

    Huh?

    And who said i was suave. Im not James Bond.

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    hey that reminds me of something.....i thot i put verlander up today and then i get there and hes on the bench ...you aint pulling any funny business there are you? and stop changing my posts.... i find them funny just as they are....no adding that Welch humor...

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