But have you ever walked THROUGH a wall, eejit?
But have you ever walked THROUGH a wall, eejit?
i am going to have a lot of fun with this tom. thanks for posting this so i can waste 30 min tom. haha wait till you read mine.
And now time for a joke response!!!!
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My girlfriend
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blood red, i killed a goat
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Depends if she got out of the chains first.
4.Do you plan outfits?
I plan weddings.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and.......
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
My girlfriend, its that time of the month again
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
It never AIMs but it p-o-u-r-s
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It involves a cat, a carrot, some lubricant, and the best of Dido album.
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
I live in a shed. I locked it because of the war.
10. What are you craving right now?
$1,456,020
11. Do you floss?
Do you?
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage comes to mind.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
I type *****es!
14. Are you emotional?
DO YOU F**KING THINK??
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I...cant...type...as...im....dancing
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes, i went to the bank and got $1,000 in singles JUST to piss her off. And i checked it again
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it of gerbils
18. Do you like your hair?
Brazilian ftw
19. Do you like yourself?
I like myself twice a day!
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I filmed the Paris Hilton video, so yes.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I live in a cottage. I like cheese. So im assuming so.
22. What are you listening to right now?
The 2nd voice in my head telling the first one to be less ignorant.
23. How many countries have you visited?
7, i was stalking someone on a backpacking trip. God they went far.
24. Are your parents strict?
They were....... till i got my revenge
25. Would you go sky diving?
Yes..... wonder how many backflips your need to do for a 10.0 in the olympics?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No, but id go out to eat him
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Would he be tied up?
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
A disco ball, and a tiny black hole courtesy of the swiss super-collider
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes, the mens rooms were quite pleasant.
30. Do you rent movies often?
Ive never seen movies, is it good?
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
In england, we have Maths.
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes, to my stuttering friend. Now thats a long st-st-story
33. Do you own a gun?
Depends who is asking
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
74,73,72,71,70,69,68,67,66,65,64,63,62,61,60,59,58 ,57,56,55,54,53,52,51,50,49,48,47,46,45,44,43,42,4 1,40,39,38,37,36,35,34,33,32,31,30,29,28,27,26,25, 24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7 ,6,5,4,3,2.................. ****. I forgot. No i cant.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Which ever one pays me $40.
36. Brown or white eggs?
Brown eggs from the other chute?
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I cant joke about this, id unno wtf it is.
38. Ever been on a train?
Yes, the mens rooms were not so pleasant
39. Ever been in love?
Yes, but only on a friday (anyone get that)
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
No, i have DNA phone
41. Are you too forgiving?
No.... my first girlfriend didnt call me back once, i just spent 3 years googling her, and just killed her pet budgie
42. Do you use chap stick?
Yes, but not on my mouth
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Me, from behind. Were close. Too close some say, but i dont see it
44. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, to eat chinese. Im trying to lower their population 1 by 1
45. Ever have cream puffs?
I dont eay h0mosexuals sadly.
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Astun Kutcher can go sky dive with a sock for a parachute
47. What was the last question you asked?
Can you loosen the cuffs so i can type officer?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
Mariah Carey - Greatest Hits
49. Boys or girls?
Backstreet Boys
50. What is your bus number for school?
1298371, it was a big school
51. Is your hair curly?
Which hair?
52. Last time you cried?
When ET phoned home. Not cos of the film, but while i was watching it my Ex was sleeping with my dad.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
No, but i did canter into one once.
54. Do looks matter?
Everyone i date is hot, so it doesnt matter.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Like pac man but for koreans?
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
A bald man. He didnt like it.
57. Favorite time of the year?
12:34pm
58. Favorite color?
COLOUR! ffs. And grey.
59. Are you sarcastic?
Are you joking?
60. Do you have any tattoos?
I had one in edinburgh.
61. The last person you held hands with?
My dermitologist
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, its too heavy to sleep under.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
64.20.443 lat
74.22.034 long
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Everyone from the Xmen films, just out of jealousy. And freeringo. Cos i can.
65. Do you like your life right now?
I dont care what you say anymore this is my life.
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
I dont talk, i listen and recieve messages. In my job, if you talk, you die.
67. What is your favorite animal?
A zimbabwean chipmunk called "Fred"
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A german **** DVD entited "Harry Tw***er"
69. Do you have good vision?
No, or id have seen the cops coming a mile off
70. Can you hula hoop?
I can eat them
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends if it attacked me, or just ran fast really close to me scaring me.
72. Do you have a job?
No, but ill pay you $10 for one
73. Can you handle the truth?
Does it come with a handle? Can i attach one?
74. What are you wearing?
A gimp mask and some dungarees. Its comfy ya know?
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Once. Well, she was a bit ****ty, so it felt like it.
Hahaha eejit that was the funniest thing I've read all day! Hell, maybe the funniest thing I've read all week! Seriously, that was brilliant.
And the Cure ftw! And Billy Joel!
Your maths answer reminded me though to post an episode or two from this British series. I'll do that in just a sec.
And yes you're right, it's colours. Sorry.
I aim to please!
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
well the 1st thing is my face
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
black it s a no fear one.
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
hell yeah or she would divorce me
4.Do you plan outfits?
no i just wear what the weather allows me too.
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
ummm i dont know i guess normal
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
i would say my red insulated screw driver that i use for work.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
aim fire
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i dreamt i had a dog biting me
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
Nope i didnt
10. What are you craving right now?
i am craving a strawbeery cheesecake
11. Do you floss?
after dinner usually.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
FARTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
never i dont use it.
14. Are you emotional?
only when i coach my kids soccer team.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
hell yeah while i am eating a burrito
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no but i have had to listen to my kid do it. uggg
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Bite into it.
18. Do you like your hair?
of course i will cherish it till it falls out
19. Do you like yourself?
of course
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
yes i have i have met jamie foxx the governator, sharks players, and others.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
yuck looks like ummmm i cant even say it i will get edited.
22. What are you listening to right now?
i am listening to me type this.
23. How many countries have you visited?
6
24. Are your parents strict?
nah my dad was a dick and my mom was a single mother ( the best)
25. Would you go sky diving?
nah ill piss my pants
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
u know if i went out to dinner with him i might get arrested for punching his dumbass in the face.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
no id throw a fist
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
yes my pearly whites.
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
no
30. Do you rent movies often?
yes netflix
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
wow thats a long time ago i couldnt tell u.
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
hell yeah i would drunk with keystone beer and go nuts. i thank the simpsons for most of my stuff.
33. Do you own a gun?
yes 9mm. liscensed
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
only if i am drunk and a police officer is asking me to.
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my family
36. Brown or white eggs?
organic
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
yes a few shirts and a lava lamp.
38. Ever been on a train?
yes for sure.
39. Ever been in love?
ummmm duh i am married
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
yes
41. Are you too forgiving?
depends on who and what it is about. if my kids they know to do the puppy dog eyes and i can see no wrong after that.
42. Do you use chap stick?
nah i use carmex.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
working
44. Can you use chop sticks?
hell yeah sushi is the ****. i use chop sticks at home. my oldest uses them for lime chili cheetos so her fingers dont get stained red.
45. Ever have cream puffs?
ewww gross
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yes
47. What was the last question you asked?
did u brush your teeth to my kids.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
wow thats been along time too. i bought a dvd dont know if that counts
49. Boys or girls?
Girls.
50. What is your bus number for school?
Didn't ride a bus.
51. Is your hair curly?
nope str8
52. Last time you cried?
when i watched the last extreme home make over. pretty sad.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
drunk only
54. Do looks matter?
depends but i dont worry about looks as i am married.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
yes
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
nah thats for girls and sissys
57. Favorite time of the year?
spring
58. Favorite color?
yellow
59. Are you sarcastic?
umm yess
60. Do you have any tattoos?
yes 2
61. The last person you held hands with?
my own
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
always it seems.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
huh
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
of course
65. Do you like your life right now?
for sure
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
notmuch unless it is business.
67. What is your favorite animal?
cute little monkeys like eejit.
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
i bought some sunglasses
69. Do you have good vision?
yes i think well i dont squint.
70. Can you hula hoop?
nah
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
nope i would leave in a heart beat. if she could cheat on me then she was never mine to begin with.
72. Do you have a job?
oh yes.
73. Can you handle the truth?
depends on what the truth is.
74. What are you wearing?
no shirt and shorts kinda hot.
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yes when i was young i use to be a bad *** and broke into houses. i look back and think a what a fuic king moron.
wow that was long and fun
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair.
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
red
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yeah she is my women
4.Do you plan outfits?
no its whatever is clean and hanging up
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
tired as hell
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
this ad on the pepsi can
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
aim
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
i dont remember my dreams
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
no
10. What are you craving right now?
jack in the box
11. Do you floss?
morning and night
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
gross
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
over aa year ago
14. Are you emotional?
no i have no emotions
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
i dont dance
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
no why waste my time on that
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
i do both
18. Do you like your hair?
sure why not
19. Do you like yourself?
yeah
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
a few of the dallas cowboys at the bowling alley in dallas
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
no
22. What are you listening to right now?
the tv
23. How many countries have you visited?
6 or so
24. Are your parents strict?
hell no i did what i wanted when i wanted
25. Would you go sky diving?
maybe
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
yeah so i can kick him i the balls
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
no just kick him in the balls
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
no the lights are off
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
yeah in rhodes, greece
30. Do you rent movies often?
no i watch them online for free
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
i cant remember
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
yeah who hasnt
33. Do you own a gun?
Nope.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
yeah if i wanted to
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my women
36. Brown or white eggs?
White i guess both are good
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
no i aint a freak
38. Ever been on a train?
Yes.
39. Ever been in love?
Currently am.
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes.
41. Are you too forgiving?
yeah
42. Do you use chap stick?
during the winter
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
dont have one right now
44. Can you use chop sticks?
no give me a fork
45. Ever have cream puffs?
yeah
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yeah it was a great movie
47. What was the last question you asked?
want to go smoke?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
dunno
49. Boys or girls?
Girls.
50. What is your bus number for school?
#6
51. Is your hair curly?
no
52. Last time you cried?
cant remember
53. Ever walked into a wall?
lol yeah that and sliding glass doors
54. Do looks matter?
sure
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
yeah thats is where i shopped all the time when i was in high school
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
slapping in for girls
57. Favorite time of the year?
Winter!
58. Favorite color?
blue
59. Are you sarcastic?
yeah
60. Do you have any tattoos?
no.
61. The last person you held hands with?
my women
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
yed i cant sleep with it off
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
at target when i worked there
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
i guess
65. Do you like your life right now?
its ok
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
not very often
67. What is your favorite animal?
dogs
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
pizza
69. Do you have good vision?
20/20
70. Can you hula hoop?
use to be able to. havent do t in a while
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
i doubt it. once a cheather always a cheather
72. Do you have a job?
nope. stay at home dad right now
73. Can you handle the truth?
yeah bring it on
74. What are you wearing?
underwear and a shirt
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yeah all time when i was younger
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My face
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Dark blue
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
yes
4.Do you plan outfits?
no, not usually
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
good about some things, and bad about some things
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
my lighter
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
neither I use MSN
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
I seldom remember my dreams. Oh I dream last wk that my mom was pregnant. She got mad at me.
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
nope
10. What are you craving right now?
I want chocholate
11. Do you floss?
often
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
food that I love
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
I don't know that I ever have
14. Are you emotional?
ummm yes very
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
sure why not
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I prob have
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it as if I bit into it it would hurt to the very bone
18. Do you like your hair?
no, it will do nothing
19. Do you like yourself?
every now and again
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
Not that I am aware!
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
hell no
22. What are you listening to right now?
the air conditioner
23. How many countries have you visited?
2 the US and Mexico
24. Are your parents strict?
My parents were strict
25. Would you go sky diving?
The first chance I get
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
As long as he paid for dinner
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
no
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
yes there are lots of sparkly things in this room
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Only in fairytales
30. Do you rent movies often?
No, every once in a while
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
my friend Kelly
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
many years ago
33. Do you own a gun?
yes I do
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
sure
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my husband
36. Brown or white eggs?
Brown eggs
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
nope
38. Ever been on a train?
yep
39. Ever been in love?
yep
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
yep
41. Are you too forgiving?
nope
42. Do you use chap stick?
sometimes
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
I am not sure. nothing extra ordainary
44. Can you use chop sticks?
nope
45. Ever have cream puffs?
yep, love em
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
yep, strange movie
47. What was the last question you asked?
Are you hungry?
48. What was the last CD you bought?
I haven't purchased a CD in years, I just burn em
49. Boys or girls?
Why can't we have both
50. What is your bus number for school?
I drive car #1
51. Is your hair curly?
no not at all
52. Last time you cried?
three days ago
53. Ever walked into a wall?
plenty I am sure
54. Do looks matter?
absolutely
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
nope
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
yep
57. Favorite time of the year?
Summer
58. Favorite color?
Green
59. Are you sarcastic?
Sometimes
60. Do you have any tattoos?
nope but my hubby is tatted out
61. The last person you held hands with?
Brandon
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
We have no TV
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
Huh?
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
nope, hate takes too much energy
65. Do you like your life right now?
Somewhat
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
I don't talk on the phone much as my internet is dial up and I am usually on line.
67. What is your favorite animal?
horses
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
food from the Dragon Inn, mmmm
69. Do you have good vision?
20/20
70. Can you hula hoop?
like a champ
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
I could forgive but not forget
72. Do you have a job?
yep
73. Can you handle the truth?
not always, in all honesty
74. What are you wearing?
jeans top hair clip the undies, the norm
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
yep, ouch
1. First thing you wash in the shower?
my hair
2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
grey Beatles one
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
of course!
4.Do you plan outfits?
rarely
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
a bit sore and my hair's wet from the shower.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
embroidered strawberries on my pillowcase.
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
I used to spell it out but now I just say aim.
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
The last one I remember was a nightmare where my parents planned my wedding for me and everything was screwed up, it was more of a "shotgun" wedding, and klinkman was trying to convince me that it was okay to have it that way.
9. Did you meet anybody new today?
no I didn't.
10. What are you craving right now?
a soda
11. Do you floss?
I should but I don't.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
cheese, for some reason. Don't ask me.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
well I use a web client called meebo that aggregates all the chat clients, so I technically don't use AIM anymore per se.
14. Are you emotional?
Why did you ask me this question?!?!? *emotional breakdown* Haha, just joking, but yes, I can be quite emotional at times.
15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I would probably if I knew what the hell it was!
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
I don't think so, but I can if I need to!
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
Yes.
18. Do you like your hair?
Yes I do. Klinkman persuaded me to grow it out, and it's pretty.
19. Do you like yourself?
For the most part. I like myself when I'm with klinkman for sure.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I've seen several concerts, and I've met a few random celebrities.
21. Do you like cottage cheese?
lol ewww freeringo, TMI! Yes, especially mixed with cinnamon applesauce. Weird I know, but it tastes good!
22. What are you listening to right now?
nothing at the moment.
23. How many countries have you visited?
Just the US, unless you count international trips my parents took while my mom was pregnant.
24. Are your parents strict?
Mostly just overprotective and controlling.
25. Would you go sky diving?
Uhhh probably not?
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
Someone else I know said they would as long as he paid, but I don't even know if I could sit through a lunch with him even if he did.
27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
As long as the potatoes weren't too yummy and I would prefer to eat them.
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
yes, The Shiny! (my silly name for my engagement ring)
29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Good luck storming the castle! Haha no, not yet. I hope to someday though.
30. Do you rent movies often?
no, sadly. Klinkman isn't much of a movie person and there haven't been any out lately that I've really really wanted to see. The last one we rented was 21, which we now own a copy of. That one was good.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
I don't have to take math anymore bwahahaha!
32. Have you made a prank phone call?
I think so but I can't remember why.
33. Do you own a gun?
No.
34. Can you count backwards from 74?
Sure, who can't?
35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
my dad
36. Brown or white eggs?
I like brown eggs, but I usually eat white ones.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
Yes, just some Beatles/Lennon shirts. They sometimes have some good ones, that's the one reason I go in there when I go to the mall. If they don't have anything I like then I leave.
38. Ever been on a train?
Yes! I want to do it again too.
39. Ever been in love?
I'm in love right now!
40. Do you have a cell-phone?
Yes.
44. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes but I prefer not to.
45. Ever have cream puffs?
Sure.
46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
No thanks, looks too scary for me.
47. What was the last question you asked?
I don't remember.
48. What was the last CD you bought?
I bought Yusuf Islam's (Cat Stevens) new album off of iTunes. Roadsinger, it's good.
49. Boys or girls?
Both.
50. What is your bus number for school?
My bus didn't have a number.
51. Is your hair curly?
No but I love my fiance's curls. He doesn't, but I do!
52. Last time you cried?
I think a little last night when my tummy was hurting a lot.
53. Ever walked into a wall?
No but I've wheeled into some!
54. Do looks matter?
Not really. Well, sometimes they do, but that doesn't mean they should.
55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Nope.
56. Have you ever slapped someone?
No, I don't think so.
57. Favorite time of the year?
Spring.
58. Favorite color?
Blue!
59. Are you sarcastic?
Me, sarcastic? No not at all.
60. Do you have any tattoos?
No, never will.
61. The last person you held hands with?
My fiance.
62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, I couldn't do that.
63. Where was your default picture taken at?
I don't have a default picture on here.
64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Uh...probably. Not hate, but dislike sure.
65. Do you like your life right now?
For the most part, yes.
66. How often do you talk on the phone?
Less than an hour most days for sure.
67. What is your favorite animal?
Panda here too! I also like turtles
68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
Food?
69. Do you have good vision?
Yes, no glasses. Not perfect, just fairly good.
70. Can you hula hoop?
Hahaha I'd like to see that!
71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Uhhh...I hate to say no, but it'd be really hard. At least if you mean a cheater in a relationship. Cheater like on a test or something? Sure.
72. Do you have a job?
Not at the moment, looking for one.
73. Can you handle the truth?
I can, but you can't handle the truth! LOL
74. What are you wearing?
Clothes...
75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
It sounds like fun, but no.
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