75 Questions you've problem Never answered.

[eejit101]

And now time for a joke response!!!!


1. First thing you wash in the shower?
My girlfriend

2. What color is your favorite hoodie?
Blood red, i killed a goat

3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Depends if she got out of the chains first.

4.Do you plan outfits?
I plan weddings.

5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?
I feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel pretty and witty and.......

6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?
My girlfriend, its that time of the month again

7. Do you say aim or a-i-m?
It never AIMs but it p-o-u-r-s

8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?
It involves a cat, a carrot, some lubricant, and the best of Dido album.

9. Did you meet anybody new today?
I live in a shed. I locked it because of the war.

10. What are you craving right now?
$1,456,020

11. Do you floss?
Do you?

12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?
Cabbage comes to mind.

13. When was the last time you talked on aim?
I type *****es!

14. Are you emotional?
DO YOU F**KING THINK??

15. Would you dance to the taco song?
I...cant...type...as...im....dancing

16. Have you ever counted to 1,000?
Yes, i went to the bank and got $1,000 in singles JUST to piss her off. And i checked it again

17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?
I lick it of gerbils

18. Do you like your hair?
Brazilian ftw

19. Do you like yourself?
I like myself twice a day!

20. Have you ever met a celebrity?
I filmed the Paris Hilton video, so yes.

21. Do you like cottage cheese?
I live in a cottage. I like cheese. So im assuming so.

22. What are you listening to right now?
The 2nd voice in my head telling the first one to be less ignorant.

23. How many countries have you visited?
7, i was stalking someone on a backpacking trip. God they went far.

24. Are your parents strict?
They were....... till i got my revenge

25. Would you go sky diving?
Yes..... wonder how many backflips your need to do for a 10.0 in the olympics?

26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?
No, but id go out to eat him

27. Would you throw potatoes at him?
Would he be tied up?

28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in?
A disco ball, and a tiny black hole courtesy of the swiss super-collider

29. Have you ever been in a castle?
Yes, the mens rooms were quite pleasant.

30. Do you rent movies often?
Ive never seen movies, is it good?

31. Who sits in behind you in your math class?
In england, we have Maths.

32. Have you made a prank phone call?
Yes, to my stuttering friend. Now thats a long st-st-story

33. Do you own a gun?
Depends who is asking

34. Can you count backwards from 74?
74,73,72,71,70,69,68,67,66,65,64,63,62,61,60,59,58 ,57,56,55,54,53,52,51,50,49,48,47,46,45,44,43,42,4 1,40,39,38,37,36,35,34,33,32,31,30,29,28,27,26,25, 24,23,22,21,20,19,18,17,16,15,14,13,12,11,10,9,8,7 ,6,5,4,3,2.................. ****. I forgot. No i cant.

35. Who are you going to be with tonight?
Which ever one pays me $40.

36. Brown or white eggs?
Brown eggs from the other chute?

37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I cant joke about this, id unno wtf it is.

38. Ever been on a train?
Yes, the mens rooms were not so pleasant

39. Ever been in love?
Yes, but only on a friday (anyone get that)

40. Do you have a cell-phone?
No, i have DNA phone

41. Are you too forgiving?
No.... my first girlfriend didnt call me back once, i just spent 3 years googling her, and just killed her pet budgie

42. Do you use chap stick?
Yes, but not on my mouth

43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow?
Me, from behind. Were close. Too close some say, but i dont see it

44. Can you use chop sticks?
Yes, to eat chinese. Im trying to lower their population 1 by 1

45. Ever have cream puffs?
I dont eay h0mosexuals sadly.

46. Have you ever seen The Butterfly Effect?
Astun Kutcher can go sky dive with a sock for a parachute

47. What was the last question you asked?
Can you loosen the cuffs so i can type officer?

48. What was the last CD you bought?
Mariah Carey - Greatest Hits

49. Boys or girls?
Backstreet Boys

50. What is your bus number for school?
1298371, it was a big school

51. Is your hair curly?
Which hair?

52. Last time you cried?
When ET phoned home. Not cos of the film, but while i was watching it my Ex was sleeping with my dad.

53. Ever walked into a wall?
No, but i did canter into one once.

54. Do looks matter?
Everyone i date is hot, so it doesnt matter.

55. Have you ever bought anything from Pac Sun?
Like pac man but for koreans?

56. Have you ever slapped someone?
A bald man. He didnt like it.

57. Favorite time of the year?
12:34pm

58. Favorite color?
COLOUR! ffs. And grey.

59. Are you sarcastic?
Are you joking?

60. Do you have any tattoos?
I had one in edinburgh.

61. The last person you held hands with?
My dermitologist

62. Do you sleep with the TV on?
No, its too heavy to sleep under.

63. Where was your default picture taken at?
64.20.443 lat
74.22.034 long

64. Do you hate or dislike more than 3 people?
Everyone from the Xmen films, just out of jealousy. And freeringo. Cos i can.

65. Do you like your life right now?
I dont care what you say anymore this is my life.

66. How often do you talk on the phone?
I dont talk, i listen and recieve messages. In my job, if you talk, you die.

67. What is your favorite animal?
A zimbabwean chipmunk called "Fred"

68. What was the most recent thing you bought?
A german **** DVD entited "Harry Tw***er"

69. Do you have good vision?
No, or id have seen the cops coming a mile off

70. Can you hula hoop?
I can eat them

71. Could you ever forgive a cheater?
Depends if it attacked me, or just ran fast really close to me scaring me.

72. Do you have a job?
No, but ill pay you $10 for one

73. Can you handle the truth?
Does it come with a handle? Can i attach one?

74. What are you wearing?
A gimp mask and some dungarees. Its comfy ya know?

75. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Once. Well, she was a bit ****ty, so it felt like it.

[taylovesthebeatles]

Hahaha eejit that was the funniest thing I've read all day! Hell, maybe the funniest thing I've read all week! Seriously, that was brilliant.

And the Cure ftw! And Billy Joel!

Your maths answer reminded me though to post an episode or two from this British series. I'll do that in just a sec.

And yes you're right, it's colours. Sorry.

[eejit101]

I aim to please!